[jasonraymondson]

Now, I finally know why I wasn't very popular in school. Damn parents really let me down. (read the text)



I am getting delayed leaving until friday. That is why I am back, don't give me shit.

[smallpoxgirl]

I'm surprised the kid isn't puffing on a Marlborough.

[threadbear]

--while being powdered with DDT.

[PenultimateManStanding]

We're talking soda pop, folks, not bourbon. How can anything with a cute name like soda pop be bad? If it was good for the Pepsi Generation it's good for your little kids. It's been years and years since they put any cocaine in it.

jay's back! maybe we need to bump that troll poll.

[pedalling_faster]

JR, you had me wondering, what kind of Cola ? a Mendocino Cola ?

I like Cola. Sierra Mist & Mug Root Beer.

why does my stomach feel better when i drink fizzy soda during the second half of a meal, and then afterwards ? it couldn't be entirely the sugar. sometimes i drink half-flat soda, and it's not the same.

I have a theory about eating, that the trick is to build a healthy compost pile in your stomach. i could swear i digest my food better, my stomach feels less heavy, when i drink Cola.

is it the Carbon Dioxide reducing the oxygen to my brain ?

[vision-master]

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Cola

[Denny]

Everybody knows that Santa drinks Coke. Its gotta be good for kids, look how old he is!