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Re: Who gives a fat flying F___ about Paris Hilton?!

Unread postby Heineken » Mon 11 Jun 2007, 23:57:09

The ancient Romans had bread and circuses; we have Hostess Twinkies and Paris Hilton.
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Re: Who gives a fat flying F___ about Paris Hilton?!

Unread postby manu » Tue 12 Jun 2007, 01:27:39

When she gets out she can open her own hotel called the "Prison Hilton". All her Foo Foo friends can go there and see what it's like to be in prison.
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Re: Who gives a fat flying F___ about Paris Hilton?!

Unread postby MonteQuest » Tue 12 Jun 2007, 01:33:24

But wouldn't you all like to spend a night in Paris? 8)
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Re: Who gives a fat flying F___ about Paris Hilton?!

Unread postby TWilliam » Tue 12 Jun 2007, 01:54:18

"Why certainly! EVERYone's got to spend at least one night in Paris!"

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Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Obama?

Unread postby mefistofeles » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 02:45:13

I'm really frightened by this commercial, not because its suppose to be superficial but because Paris Hilton actually seems to display more energy acumen and insight than either McCain or Obama. I think America is in real trouble.

Paris Hilton for President
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby sparky » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 02:54:27

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considering that the prez job is one of a puppet , go for it , the broad is on par with the brick and the preacher .

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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby manu » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 02:58:01

It was a subtle suggestion by the McCain camp to see if she was interested in being the V.P. Now that she has accepted, she should join the camp any day. McCain-Hilton has a real ring to it.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby sparky » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 03:03:47

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If she play her cards right , she can give him a heart attack the sweet way and come out on top :razz:

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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby manu » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 03:17:58

Ha ha. His wife may not be to happy about that, or maybe not.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby EnergyUnlimited » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 04:33:01

I think, Paris Hilton would be a good president of US, perhaps a better one then Obama or Mc Cain would be.

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It would not take me long to make right decision, if I am to vote on one of these...

After all president is only a figurehead, so there is no reason why it should not be pretty.
In any case Paris Hilton is certainly far more knowledgeable person than president Bush is.

Lets hope that during next election (if there is going to be such a thing...) Paris Hilton and Hillary Clinton will show to be main candidates. :-D

I am pretty certain, who would win that...
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby kokoda » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 05:49:24

It scares me to think that come November one of these ass clowns will be president.

They are both hopeless ... "Songbird" McCain probably more so.

Incidentally Paris obviously had someone write the skit for her ... I doubt she really understood what she was talking about. This of course would make her a perfect candidate for the office of president.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby sparky » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 11:54:35

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Paris Hilton play the brain-dead with gusto but on top of desirable characteristics she has a steely determination ,
she said that her grand( ?) father started the fortune from being a bell boy ans she wanted to make one on her own , definitely scoring some green stuff and having fun in the process .
She is supposed to be pal with one of the Coby brothers of Maroubra
some reference of guts .
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby taizee » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 12:10:48

what impressed me about the Paris Hilton video was not the speech, which was written for her, but that she read it to camera perfectly and with good intonation, unlike the present Prez and the "white haired guy".
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:05:10

We also know she gives head. That makes her a winner in my book.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby dinopello » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 13:29:37

"see you at the debates, bitches"

That was the best line. Of the three I would be most worried about debating Paris. McCain would be the easiest to destroy and Obama would be predictable in his Harvard lawyer style, but Paris would be tough.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby whisperer » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 14:30:06

Presidential Campaign TV Ads Getting a Little Nasty! I just found the clash videos of McCain's New TV Ad on Obama's 'Celebrity' like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and The Democratic TV Ad on McCain: Are We Better Off? Well, sooner or later you knew it had to start! The media is begging for it and the people want to see some fight in their candidates. So here ya go...and I am sure this is only the beginning.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby Twilight » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:28:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kokoda', 'I')ncidentally Paris obviously had someone write the skit for her ... I doubt she really understood what she was talking about. This of course would make her a perfect candidate for the office of president.


I was thinking that same thing even before I read the second sentence. Obviously none of them are an expert at anything except networking. The reason she sounded better informed is purely because she has no constituency to offend and therefore the speech writers were able to address the issue, even superficially. Professional politicians usually have to speak without addressing the issue, so opposing camps go away with the impression that the issue was addressed, and that they heard nothing with which they disagreed. This can even work in the extreme case of complete silence - our current Prime Minister owes his coronation in part to the fact that he rarely spoke and few people knew of any citation that could disqualify him.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 16:57:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('whisperer', 'P')residential Campaign TV Ads Getting a Little Nasty!


Yes. This is the time when they have to start talking nasty about each other in the hopes that people will forget they're really the same person.
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 17:48:47

what???? they are not the same person. Barack is black and obama is white. Clearly different. Get some glasses young lady
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Re: Paris Hilton knows more about peakoil than McCain or Oba

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Fri 08 Aug 2008, 18:19:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'w')hat???? they are not the same person. Barack is black and obama is white. Clearly different. Get some glasses young lady


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