[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'H')ow far can a dog run into the woods?

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('HEADER_RACK', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', ' ')
What question do you ask in order to find your way to the beautiful city?

[PrairieMule]

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IT'S A BRAND NEW CAR!!! Check out this brand new BMW Z4 Roadster!!!

The BMW Z4 Roadster has classic roadster proportions, but combines them with a style that's all its own. The concave and convex lines create an intriguing interplay of light and shade, the striking nose bears a prominent double-kidney grille and the rear has an unmistakably sporty look. It all adds up to a roadster that's as thrilling to look at as it is to drive!

[Maddog78]

Bwaahaahaaaa, I liked that one, PrairieMule.

[Blewbird]

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?

[Blewbird]

No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.

[Blewbird]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, is there any sound?

1. If there was a hidden tape recorder recordeing it would there be a sound?

2. If the tape gets erased before anyone hears it, would there have been a sound?

[PenultimateManStanding]

If John McCain and Barack Obama campaigned in the woods, would anybody hear them?