[IndigoMoon]

[align=center]A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil issue here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple explanation.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason we didn't know is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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and
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Texas
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All of our dipsticks are located in DC.

Any Questions? NO? I didn't think so!![/align]