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US average life span increases to 78

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How long do you expect to live?

I've got good genes...my family all live to be over 90!
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PeakOil is the end of civilization....we've only got 10 years to go
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US average life span increases to 78

Unread postby Plantagenet » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:15:39

An average American can now expect to live to be 78, according to new government data

US life span increases to 78

Now everyone can anticipate another year to collect and enjoy their social security retirement benefits and still more time to appreciate the wonders of the low-carbon and post-peak oil society we are in the process of creating together! :)
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Re: US average life span increases to 78

Unread postby roccman » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:26:46

Logan's Run baby!!!

Really - at 55 you should just go away.

Really.
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Re: US average life span increases to 78

Unread postby Plantagenet » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33:14

Look at Chuck Norris.

He's got a beautiful young wife and he looks great and he's 68.
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Re: US average life span increases to 78

Unread postby heroineworshipper » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:49:46

Every time Social Security needs more money, the life expectancy figure goes up. If Social Security couldn't pay out anything, life expectancy would be 1,000,000.
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Re: US average life span increases to 78

Unread postby Plantagenet » Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:53:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('heroineworshipper', 'E')very time Social Security needs more money, the life expectancy figure goes up. If Social Security couldn't pay out anything, life expectancy would be 1,000,000.


Congress will just have to raise social security taxes a bit more as people live longer.
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