[Ayoob]

If you have burnt off your arm hair AND have sprained your ankle, you don't get to try to open the bedroom window with the four foot wrecking bar.

You have to sit on the couch with your hands folded until bedtime.

That is all.

[kpeavey]

I'm going to implement that rule in my house too.

[cowuvula]

I still have the article I saved in which an interviewed hillary clitton says one of her favorite books is 1984.

No kidding.

[PenultimateManStanding]

What the fcuk is this fcuking nonsense? Do you get to take the wrecking bar to the bedroom window if you only burnt off your fcuking arm hair? Suppose you did both, can you take the wrecking bar to the fcuking dining room window?

That ain't all