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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Fri 02 May 2008, 22:13:38

John Mccain rode a rough mile on the Straight Talk Express
and backed into Iraq being an oil war. Now he is sucking in
his tongue like a lizard with a fly. It is time for him to consider
SHUTTING HIS WRINKLY OLD YAPPER!

Likewise, Hillary is down to basically saying do you want
me or the "toast" to a bunch of ruled by fear, and fleeced
by Corporate Pirates, working class white folks. I know better
than to ask a Clinton to attempt and close their mouth, so
may I suggest: HEY HILLARY WHY DON'T YOU AND BILL BITE
EACH OTHER ON THE ASS AND TRY TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTHS
FULL!

Way cool, Efarmer got himself a threefer. Bring it on Eastbay,
tell me to Fut the Shuck up, I already got my licks in and I
will gladly take the heat for a liberating dump of angst.
The only thing more fun than skewering some petrified pol
hiney is getting your coming up from a Red with class.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:52:11

efarmer, that's a really nice shut up.

But really now... I think Obama needs to quit tossing all his old friends under busses and maybe find some new friends instead.

The carnage is getting really ugly.

So maybe Obama needs to SHUT HIS BIG FAT LIPS

And if skinny armed Obama plans to continue tossing all his old buddies under busses maybe he could consider growing some larger arms.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Sat 03 May 2008, 01:43:05

I'm thinking efarmer is really coming in to his own in this thread.

We can only hope his head will get so big it will finally
Swell his Mouth Shut!


As to the whole political bit I'm gonna write in Obamantion's Paster of Disaster as the camera junkie most in need of a
Vow of Silence!
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Sat 03 May 2008, 20:34:13

Don't worry Pops, my head won't swell, I am married to a
powerhouse of a woman and I have a teenage daughter
who asked me not to wave to her if she is with all the
kids by the side of the school because it "kind of creeps
my friends out", and oh yeah, I am supposed to "lose the
orange hunting hat". My money is still very cool though...
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Sat 03 May 2008, 23:11:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', ' ')and oh yeah, I am supposed to "lose the
orange hunting hat". My money is still very cool though...

LOL!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Wed 07 May 2008, 04:14:00

She should just tell her spoiled friends to SHUT THEIR POUTY LIPS! Like, I mean, for sure!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Wed 07 May 2008, 12:10:51

In line with your traditional excellence Mr. Bill, I would make that
suggestion to her. But first I would have to tear the Ipod earbuds
off so she could hear me, she then would have to do the same
to a gaggle of teenage kids at school.

I am thinking of getting on her computer and putting
subliminal messages into her Itunes.

(Orange hats are happening in California and will be
hitting here soon, doing laundry is a joyous thing,
using dad's electric razor on you legs will make you
bald like him, stop synchronizing your periods with
your mother and older sister.....)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Thu 08 May 2008, 04:15:52

Speaking of fashion statements. Twenty year old something metrosexuals that think they can dictate to me what is or is not trendy this season should SHUT THEIR SNEARING FLAPS! I mean like, really, they should learn the difference between fad and fashion in the first place!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Thu 08 May 2008, 13:25:05

Mr. Bill ,just look the kid in the eye and say:

"I remember both of the last times what you are
wearing was in fashion, and if I hadn't thrown
all that stuff away, I'd give it to you."
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 10 May 2008, 22:31:46

After watching this video about the Fastcat North Hoyle Offshore Wind Farm posted earlier and elsewhere by PMS, it's obvious that wind power is a scam and gimmick designed not to generate power but to generate profits.

There is absolutely no long-term use for these hideous monster wind mills because of all the fossil fuel needed to build, transport, install, assemble, and maintain them. There is no future in them at all. The existing ones should all be blown up and production of more banned forever.

Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to SHUT THEIR STINKING MOUTHS.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby BigTex » Sat 10 May 2008, 23:57:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'A')s to the whole political bit I'm gonna write in Obamantion's Paster of Disaster as the camera junkie most in need of a
Vow of Silence!


That dude is in serious need of a zipper on his mouth. I cringe when I hear him open his trap. It appears to be impossible for him to open his mouth without something crazy coming out of it.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby DomusAlbion » Sun 11 May 2008, 01:06:06

Eastbay,

You should take a trip along the Columbia further east of your depraved locale to the Wallowa Gap and cast your jaundiced commie eye upon the magnificent wind turbines arrayed upon the hills. Their awesome visage will make you ...

Shut your yap!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sun 11 May 2008, 12:50:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('DomusAlbion', 'E')astbay,

You should take a trip along the Columbia further east of your depraved locale to the Wallowa Gap and cast your jaundiced commie eye upon the magnificent wind turbines arrayed upon the hills. Their awesome visage will make you ...

Shut your yap!


DA,

Anyone taking the journey to that isolated wind mill farm in 15 or 20 years will have their big fat mouths wide open because they'll be huffing and puffing their way there on bicycles loaded with sleeping bags, food, water, all the tools and equipment needed to repair these Silly Human Profit Propellers.

So therefore I strongly suggest YOU:

Shut Your Coffee Stinking Sunday Morning Mouth
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Sun 11 May 2008, 18:17:40

As usual, our nexus of negativism boils up a synthesis of
collaborative input and yields a gain. We need to put the
Rev. Wright out in the boonies with a teflon bladed wind
turbine in front of him. In this way, his hot spew will not
melt the blades and no one will hear him either. He will
simply be a power source to aid his brothers and sisters.

Once he is in place, HE CAN RUB BENGAY ON HIS TMJ
JOINTS AND OPEN HIS BIG YAPPER TO EMPOWER US ALL.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby RedStateGreen » Sun 11 May 2008, 22:34:25

First time looking at this and all I gotta say is ...

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You all got better things to do than sit here yapping like insipid little lap dogs, so shut your snouts!
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', '&')quot;Taste the sizzling fury of fajita skillet death you marauding zombie goon!"

First thing to ask: Cui bono?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby kpeavey » Mon 12 May 2008, 00:39:31

Learn to plug your mouth or I'll shove my boot up your cornhole and SHUT YOUR ASS UP!
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby kpeavey » Mon 12 May 2008, 00:40:42

Hey...that does feel pretty goo.d
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 12 May 2008, 01:24:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'H')ey...that does feel pretty goo.d


Placing your foot in there makes you feel good? Some kinda sick.... what a pervert! Dude, this time you really:

Put Your Foot In Your Mouth (yuckk). You Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut Instead
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby kpeavey » Mon 12 May 2008, 03:18:52

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SHUT UP
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Mon 12 May 2008, 03:50:12

This weekend I visited the Greco-Roman archeological sites in the glorious Republic of Northern Turkey. A two hour drive away another world already. Built to last? HA! Ruins, I tell you. Some of them barely 2500 years old and falling apart already! ; - ))

Lessons learned? They had the where with all and technical knowledge to build all those temples; aquaducts; colliseums; open air toilets; and works of art and mosaics to decorate them. But as soon as their less well-off neighbors coveted their stash or an earthquake came along, poof, and it was all gone. Sure, some of the boulders, cut stones and the odd pilar are still there, but the empty destroyed churches of the eastern Meditteranean stand in silent testimony to man's ignorance as much as to his ingenuity.

Anyone that thinks we can innovate our way out of peak oil resource depletion, and thrive while others struggle to survive, should take a lesson from History and SHUT THEIR ORATORICAL ORFICES!
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