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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby 3aidlillahi » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:16:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '[')img]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8260/creek056zq0.jpg[/img]
Would you?

HELL YEAH! Who's bringing the condoms? Aww, screw 'em.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:16:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '
')Twins are not what I mean, PMS. Not clones either. Twins and clones would still have different minds and a different set of experiences.
These weren't ordinary twins, Heineken. They were identical alright, but they both had male and female organs, hence hermaphrodites. That's right up the line of your question.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Homesteader » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:21:38

Heck, I want other people to have sex with me, so it follows that I would want sex with me. Either that or I'm terribly insecure, hypocritical or both.

Or something.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:24:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '
')Twins are not what I mean, PMS. Not clones either. Twins and clones would still have different minds and a different set of experiences.

These weren't ordinary twins, Heineken. They were identical alright, but they both had male and female organs, hence hermaphrodites. That's right up the line of your question.

No, PMS. Hermaphroditic identical twins are definitely NOT what I mean.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Lumpy » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:25:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '[')img]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8260/creek056zq0.jpg[/img]
Would you?

Uh, I don't mean to insult you in any way. But are you the little guy or the big guy.

Please advise.

I am worried that I have been conversing with a crustacean.

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:27:36

IS that you, Pops? Just curious. (And no, I don't mean the crawdad.)
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:28:28

Would you ???
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:29:02

Uh oh.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:29:52

And, by the way, why do some people write "Oh oh" when everyone says, "Uh oh"????

Grrrrr.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Pops » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:36:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('3aidlillahi', 'H')ELL YEAH! Who's bringing the condoms? Aww, screw 'em.

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby BigTex » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:36:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Alexander the Great stopped gettin' it done, huh?

Is that you or is that one of your minions for your new "house boy" service for old ladies?
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:38:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '
')No, PMS. Hermaphroditic identical twins are definitely NOT what I mean.
Then what the hell do you mean? But I'll tell you what, jayson can go have sex with himself. heh heh. I hope he's limber enough. Just kidding, jayson, Mr. six pack abs.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:40:19

I mean you, PMS. Only difference is you're sitting there beside yourself.

I quote myself because there I finally nailed it. What I meant.

Satisfying.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:47:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'I') mean you, PMS. Only difference is you're sitting there beside yourself.
OK, am I giving or receiving? Or am I receiving or giving? Enough of this crap, Norman O. Brown, who once gave me a ride hitchhiking in Santa Cruz and nothing more, said that history shows the goal is polymorphous perverse. Ask me what that means.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:48:50

whut
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mercurygirl » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:49:45

I remember you posted that pic before jason, but I didn't think it was you. The curls are muy bonito.

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:49:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)

Alexander the Great stopped gettin' it done, huh?
Is that you or is that one of your minions for your new "house boy" service for old ladies?

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:52:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'I') remember you posted that pic before jason, but I didn't think it was you. The curls are muy bonito.
Sigh.

, , you think I look like a fish?

Bonito is a name given to various species of medium-sized, predatory fish of the genus Sarda, in the mackerel family
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:52:33

I used to look sorta like that. A blonde, hairier version, with less well defined abs.

Now I'm an old gray has-been who hobbles around tending plants.

Nutty.

Still strong enough to whip yo' ass, though.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Lumpy » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:54:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)

http://www.cmt.com/videos/brad-paisley/ ... line.jhtml

Ah, Jason, Jason ... you (and everyone else) MUST watch this video. (Takes a while to load -- SO WORTH IT!)

The main theme is "I'm so much cooler on line." Hey, Jason, if the the song fits, sing it, dude ;-)

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