Donate Bitcoin

Donate Paypal


PeakOil is You

PeakOil is You

What would be your perfect spouse?

What's on your mind?
General interest discussions, not necessarily related to depletion.

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:33:27

June Cleaver meets Heidi Klum with a tiny bit of paris hilton whorishness thrown in for good major.

5'8" | 125lbs | 34C | Trimmed | Well Read | Can't have children | Red Head or Brunette | Green or Blue Eyes | Loves to suck cock | Loyal


There you go, that is my ideal women.

I don't need all the cooking and cleaning, if she meets those requirements I will do everything else for her.
jasonraymondson
Permanently Banned
 
Posts: 2727
Joined: Wed 04 Jul 2007, 03:00:00
Location: Peace Out

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:55:38

I really would like to hear the ladies chime in on this: empathetic, rich, loves to give tongue pleasure. :-D
Turn those Machines back On! - Don Ameche in Trading Places
User avatar
PenultimateManStanding
Expert
Expert
 
Posts: 11363
Joined: Sun 28 Nov 2004, 04:00:00
Location: Neither Here Nor There

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby vision-master » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:57:06

Rich & Busy. :razz:
vision-master
 

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby MD » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:59:00

My bookend mate, Michele. She's everything I'm not and everything I've got.
Stop filling dumpsters, as much as you possibly can, and everything will get better.

Just think it through.
It's not hard to do.
User avatar
MD
COB
COB
 
Posts: 4953
Joined: Mon 02 May 2005, 03:00:00
Location: On the ball

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby bodigami » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:03:44

what's a bookend mate? those it has to do with reading? o_0
bodigami
Permanently Banned
 
Posts: 1921
Joined: Wed 26 Jul 2006, 03:00:00

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby Baldwin » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 23:19:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lawnchair', 'T')he extreme low-maintenance of my girlfriend kicks all kinds of butt. Wears makeup maybe once a year. Maybe. Pretty content to be poor. That's worth quite a bit to me.

Other than that... has to be damn smart. Not to be too boastful, but I'm fairly confident I'm at about the 1-in-1000 level. My gal is too. This is awesome. She can do math. She 'gets' maps. These are rare traits in the general population.


Add this to my list. I don't want a high maintenance ignoramus either.
Only a city man would carry a bag of iron instead of a bag of rice.

-Ling Tan, from the movie Dragon Seed, 1944 (more wisdom from Turner Classic Movies)
User avatar
Baldwin
Coal
Coal
 
Posts: 499
Joined: Mon 05 Feb 2007, 04:00:00

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby mos6507 » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 00:41:15

The one with the towel, not the one who knocks on the door:

[web]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRHkOsz8HZE[/web]
mos6507
 

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby Windmills » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 01:08:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'J')une Cleaver meets Heidi Klum with a tiny bit of paris hilton whorishness thrown in for good major.

5'8" | 125lbs | 34C | Trimmed | Well Read | Can't have children | Red Head or Brunette | Green or Blue Eyes | Loves to suck cock | Loyal


There you go, that is my ideal women.

I don't need all the cooking and cleaning, if she meets those requirements I will do everything else for her.


To hell with a useless feeder. Trophies are for the rich. The average guy is not going to be able to afford that kind of arm candy in the future. You must be a man of many goats to have those kind of thoughts.
Windmills
Tar Sands
Tar Sands
 
Posts: 547
Joined: Tue 11 Oct 2005, 03:00:00
Location: Arizona, USA

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 02:01:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Windmills', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'J')une Cleaver meets Heidi Klum with a tiny bit of paris hilton whorishness thrown in for good major.

5'8" | 125lbs | 34C | Trimmed | Well Read | Can't have children | Red Head or Brunette | Green or Blue Eyes | Loves to suck cock | Loyal


There you go, that is my ideal women.

I don't need all the cooking and cleaning, if she meets those requirements I will do everything else for her.


To hell with a useless feeder. Trophies are for the rich. The average guy is not going to be able to afford that kind of arm candy in the future. You must be a man of many goats to have those kind of thoughts.


This is what you need:

Peak Oil Foreplay

I get teary every time I see that, it's so romantic. [smilie=llorar.gif]
:)
User avatar
BigTex
Intermediate Crude
Intermediate Crude
 
Posts: 3858
Joined: Thu 03 Aug 2006, 03:00:00
Location: Graceland

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby dinopello » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 07:53:50

Humorous, mischievous, good with plants.
User avatar
dinopello
Light Sweet Crude
Light Sweet Crude
 
Posts: 6088
Joined: Fri 13 May 2005, 03:00:00
Location: The Urban Village

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:37:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Windmills', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'J')une Cleaver meets Heidi Klum with a tiny bit of paris hilton whorishness thrown in for good major.

5'8" | 125lbs | 34C | Trimmed | Well Read | Can't have children | Red Head or Brunette | Green or Blue Eyes | Loves to suck cock | Loyal


There you go, that is my ideal women.

I don't need all the cooking and cleaning, if she meets those requirements I will do everything else for her.


To hell with a useless feeder. Trophies are for the rich. The average guy is not going to be able to afford that kind of arm candy in the future. You must be a man of many goats to have those kind of thoughts.



I am sorry, but as long I can get as close to that as possible, I am going to be happy irregardless of what happens
jasonraymondson
Permanently Banned
 
Posts: 2727
Joined: Wed 04 Jul 2007, 03:00:00
Location: Peace Out
Top

Re: What would be your perfect spouse?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:40:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '
')
This is what you need:

Peak Oil Foreplay

I get teary every time I see that, it's so romantic. [smilie=llorar.gif]



everytime I see this movie, it reminds me of peak oil. I weep a little as well
jasonraymondson
Permanently Banned
 
Posts: 2727
Joined: Wed 04 Jul 2007, 03:00:00
Location: Peace Out
Top

Previous

Return to Open Topic Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron