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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby DomusAlbion » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'I') invented lasagne.


Speaking of inventing things, it brings to mind Al Gore.

I awoke this morning to an inch of snow all over my fields! April 21st and there is snow outside!!!

Al and all his global warming ilk need to

Shut their filthy, hot air spewing gobs!
"Modern Agriculture is the use of land to convert petroleum into food."
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'I') invented lasagne.
yeah, so good for you. I invented sugar beets. SHUT UP!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby FreakOil » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:54:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'I') invented lasagne.
yeah, so good for you. I invented sugar beets. SHUT UP!


Lasagne is way better than sugar beets, so clam it up you blowhard!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:19:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'B')y 2011 it'll be more like 5,000 out of 13,000 which is just about 38%.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's more like 6,000 out of 12,000 by then or half.

So maybe you should respectfully consider PUTTING A COB IN IT!!!

If such does come to pass eb I won't be able to afford a cob.

And you won't be able to afford the tofu to
Plug Your Bean Hole!

But we'll surely all chip in for such a worthy cause
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:08:44

You're right Pops about not affording a cob. But by then we won't care. By then we'll all have joined together for a final silent wandering because we'll have all become one with the Zombie Hordes and they know how to KEEP THEIR TRAPS SHUT! 8O


Now PMS, if you can't say something without so much cussing, SHUT YOUR BOTTLE HOLE!


Oh, and thanks for the lasagne Freak Oil.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:15:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '
')Now PMS, if you can't say something without so much cussing, SHUT YOUR BOTTLE HOLE!
.
You quibble over one fucking cuss word? The world is about to fucking implode! Haitians are eating fucking mud, the world is short on fucking rice and you are fussing about a fucking cuss word. SHUT UP.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:21:11

... and after your get your cussing under control, quit pointing that gun at everyone. It's bad enough you have death chasing after you... why agitate things further by waving that darn thing around!

Then just SHUT YOUR CAN HOLE!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:26:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '.').. and after your get your cussing under control, quit pointing that gun at everyone. It's bad enough you have death chasing after you... why agitate things further by waving that darn thing around!
I cuss because it seems appropriate to the situation. My avatar was given to me by Bas. (Thanx Bas) You'll notice that I changed my last post I hope. I didn't mean to fucking personally insult you. but shut up anyways. :-D
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:34:56

Cussing is NEVER appropriate. NEVER! :)

If you think otherwise you and all the others who rely on and insist on swearing need to ... TONE IT DOWN!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:44:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'C')ussing is NEVER appropriate. NEVER! :)

If you think otherwise you and all the others who rely on and insist on swearing need to ... TONE IT DOWN!
piss fuck shit goddammit hell goddammit goddammit a thousand times. Son of a whore mutherfukker piece of puke dirty stinking filthy rotten turd. There, now I feel better. You should try it swami.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Schadenfreude » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:58:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'C')ussing is NEVER appropriate. NEVER! :)

If you think otherwise you and all the others who rely on and insist on swearing need to ... TONE IT DOWN!
piss fuck shit goddammit hell goddammit goddammit a thousand times. Son of a whore mutherfukker piece of puke dirty stinking filthy rotten turd. There, now I feel better. You should try it swami.


Reminds of a high school football cheer we all used to yell at the top of our lungs:

"Eat!, Bite!, Suck!, Fuck!, Gobble!, Nibble!, Chew!
Goddam hair-pie, Motherfucker, Screw!
Hum-job!, Blow-job!, Dirty Piece of Twat!
69 Asshole Tied In a Knot!
Rah, Rah Livershits, FUCK!"

All the parents and faculty cheered right along either unknowing of what was being yelled or too embarrased to say anything about it.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 21:12:35

Oh yeah, I forgot, 'Cocksucker.' What else is there in the pantry: asshole, butthead, dipshit, moron, I'm running out of steam, doofus, bonehead, stupid jerk, ah it just get's lamer.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby hornofhubris » Mon 21 Apr 2008, 22:09:35

PMS, or Potty Mouth Shootist, or whatever. I would like to
respectfully suggest you suck on a bar of Fels Naptha soap
and try to wash that salty tongue off. Be sure not to pull
the trigger while the soap is in there lest the naptha ignite
from the muzzle blast and burn all the hair off your tongue.

Also, don't make me tell your Mom, again, that you are walking
around the neighborhood acting like a hard ass with her gun.
That's why you aren't showing us the pink leather holster with
butterflies on it, are you?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 22 Apr 2008, 00:57:48

Wow, you can make me do what EB could not, shut up. Well done, sir.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby DomusAlbion » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:48:04

EB, nice little trend you've started here.

Today my wife told me to "Just EASTBAY!"
"Modern Agriculture is the use of land to convert petroleum into food."
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Ferretlover » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('DomusAlbion', 'E')B, nice little trend you've started here.
Today my wife told me to "Just EASTBAY!"


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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:51:18

Cute. You all need to SHUT UP,


... and so does Bob Pisani, who really, really needs CLAM UP with his relentless idiotic happy business news angling. Are there no realists remaining out there?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:17:53

Hornofhubris, you have spewed your last garbage on this
forum and Aaron has given me back my mojo. So from now
until gasoline is a buck a gallon, it's time to:

SHUT YOUR BIG UGLY GOBBLER AND GO INTO LIP LIMBO!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby MrBill » Fri 25 Apr 2008, 04:05:55

I used to buy mojo's as a kid for a penny a piece down at the confectionary. If you lose it again you might still find one there? With inflation perhaps $100 a piece now? Now I will SHUT-UP for another week!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:14:34

Oh this is really sweet. A Taiwanese scholar is told to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT or he would be killed.

This threat appeared after he wrote an article telling how real estate in Taiwan has reached a bubble and that prices were getting poised to collapse.

Funny, he was told to knock off the doomer talk or he would be doomed.
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