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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:27:45

Poor widdle Mr. Bill. He only gots water 3 nights a week.
Imagine going to bed with the residue of all that dirty
stinking money on one's hands. Hey ferretlover, looks
like you are one of those Eurobabe ferrets that don't
shave their legs or under their stubby little arms.
And I am sure that when all you can do is run up
under a bigger animal and bite what's hanging down,
they hit the dirt like a drunk flying out of a saloon
door. That ain't nothing to be proud of. Why don't
you and your bleach blonde icequeen sister stop
snapping your fuzzy chins.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby DomusAlbion » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:52:42

OK! This is getting way out of hand. Some of these posts are getting down right mean.
I think it’s time for all of you to step back, take a deep breath, relax and

SHUT YER FRIGG’N PIE HOLES!

Also people, please try to stay on topic. Thank you.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Ferretlover » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:52:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hornofhubris', ' ')Hey ferretlover, looks
like you are one of those Eurobabe ferrets that don't
shave their legs or under their stubby little arms.
And I am sure that when all you can do is run up
under a bigger animal and bite what's hanging down,
they hit the dirt like a drunk flying out of a saloon
door. That ain't nothing to be proud of. Why don't
you and your bleach blonde icequeen sister stop
snapping your fuzzy chins.


While I am not a Eurobabe, I am of German descent and let me assure you that ve haf vays of making you
Schlaufe rubber mit den strngen Leistesschmerz.
Stiffle sich oder you vill pay the price!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:24:10

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Iaato » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:56:51

Waaal, I guess bleach-blonde ice queen is better than stupid tropical bear. I'm moving up in the world. Woohoo. Me and Ferret are going to rule the world as the binomial queens after the boys trash it. Even if we do have hairy armpits. So you boys just

SHUT YOUR YAPS!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Ferretlover » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:29:29

rotflmao!!!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby threadbear » Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:35:53

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 00:11:59

I already told Mr. O'Reilly earlier on this very thread to:

SHUT HIS DIRTY FILTHY STINKING ROTTEN TRAP!

When the US starts another illegal war it is every American's DUTY to protest!

Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to SHUT UP too.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 14:12:11

Well Mr. Bill hasn't come back to march me into the vault
and slam the door yet, but the fuzzy femmes sure have.
It just shows when you diss an hairy avatar, you are
asking to get bit. Shows me not to mess with dames
in fur coats and I am choking down a PETA crack right
now. And I ain't got any bad blood with you Threadbear,
do I?

If I get my bank statement and all the money was sucked
out from someone in Cyprus, I know Mr. Bill is getting in
his licks too. I ain't waiting for Comrade EB to do it to me
either, I got my vacuum sweeper hose between my mouth
and ear so here goes:

HORNOFHUBRIS PULL YOUR SHARP TONGUE INSIDE YOUR
GOOFY MUG AND TIGHTEN YOUR TRUMPET TORTURED LIPS!

Wow, probably as close as I'll get to Mahasamadhi.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Ferretlover » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 14:31:45

:lol:
We Are a rather talented bunch of ladies!
So Hush UP! (unless you wish to further shower us with accolades...hhhmmm.. maybe we should have a "You're SOOO Wonderful" thread, too??)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Iaato » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 17:26:41

Ha, Ferret be so Minniesotuh polite that she can't even say it!

Come on, Ferret, you can do it. It is very purging.

Shut your yap!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:52:27

Since my graphical arguments have been waylaid by the
use of fuzzy logic by binomial babes, I will heal and return
to the contest later. By the way, how do you like my
imaginary avatar, j?

He is the square brute of an extremely negative one.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Sat 12 Apr 2008, 22:46:31

This thread needs to be properly placed in the Psychology section. It's a community service helping the angry, the poor, and the unfortunate craving-filled gluttonous wretches among us deal with the peak oil blues.

I was not the one who put it here in the HOF.

Whomever says it belongs here seriously needs to:

SHUT THEIR MOUTHS!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby eastbay » Sun 13 Apr 2008, 00:52:30

Happy-Face Faux Greenies in their sustainable cookie-cutter mini-mansions and hybrid SUV's demanding we accelerate and expand crop burning need to:

SHUT THEIR DIRTY STINKING FILTHY ROTTEN TRAPS!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Sun 13 Apr 2008, 14:48:47

I am often a well centered and at peace person and it is true I
sometimes resemble a craving-filled gluttonous wretch, usually
if their are chocolate chip cookies in the jar. But I am able to
transcend this, to rake my disparate noodles into a common
direction, to dig deep after careful analysis and weighing of
my feelings, and to find just the right words to express myself:

IT WOULD BE A USEFUL AND PEACEFUL GESTURE FOR ME IF
YOU WOULD CONSIDER THE SIMPLE AND ELEGANT ACT OF
SHUTTING YOUR HIPPO SIZED YAPPER AT THE TIME OF YOUR
EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

PLEASE.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby Pops » Sun 13 Apr 2008, 16:47:12

This craving-filled gluttonous wretch enjoys a daily visit to this Wal-Mart of corn-syrup laced, pantie-waisted fizzle-flame attempts and invite any who disagree to
Suck it up and quit yer whining!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby MrBill » Mon 14 Apr 2008, 03:46:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'I')nteresting about the water rationing, but I thought Cyprus had always strictly controlling its water. I remember reading it somewhere. I just looked at Wiki and there are no rivers at all, just a few small streams that are dry half the year.

Are you telling me it took a few months of communist government to get everyone there to realize there are no huge year-round free flowing rivers in Cyprus? Maybe the mighty forces of supply and demand can create a nice big river allowing for no more rationing.

So now Mr. Bill, by economist friend, you tell anyone who still thinks Cyprus has huge free flowing rivers from which to drink endless cups of Turkish coffee needs to:

SHUT THEIR TRAPS!!


No, in true Cypriot style they denied they had a water shortage issue; most of the water goes to irrigation for agriculture, but no one picks the citrus fruit that falls off the trees and rots; they did not build the necessary desalination plants when they had the chance; they waited until after the elections; and then promptly instituted water rationing just in time for summer.

I wonder how many multi-million euro villas they will sell when the rich and beautiful realize there is no water to shower or fill-up their swimming pools with? That should end the property boom for a while.

But don't worry the invisible hand is at work. The Cypriots will just install bigger water tanks on their houses, so that they can have water 7-days per week instead of three. The illusion of uninterupted supply. Gotta love it! ; - )

However, if the Greek Cypriots would SHUT-UP, and learn a little humility, they could broker a deal with the Turkish Cypriots and then get water piped in from Turkey!

Instead they want to bring it over in a tanker from Lebanon; truck it up to the dam; dump it into the dam where there will be leakages and evaporation; probably divert some or most of it to agriculture; and essentially exchange oil for water! How sustainable is that? Do the Lebanese want to give their water away? Ah, political fantasy trumps economic reality everytime!! So I should just SHUT-UP now! ; - ))
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby hornofhubris » Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:25:36

Mr. Bill , your face is always bright and shining, which
matches your usual demeanor perfectly. Do you keep
a cork in your little monkey to prevent "accidents"?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby MrBill » Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:03:31

Can anyone offer a translation? Thanks.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Postby BigTex » Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:22:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MrBill', 'C')an anyone offer a translation? Thanks.


In your avatar, there is a monkey mooning your brow.

The question is whether he ever poops on your thoughtful countenance?

Maybe when he eats an ecological laxative, for example. :lol:

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I thought you were on walkabout for three weeks.
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