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Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby Armageddon » Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:05:04

His neighbor filmed him turning the picnic table over and fucking the umbrella hole. LOL


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... nic128.xml
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby Dreamtwister » Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:21:50

Wait, so this guy was on his own private property? Disturbing? Certainly. But I'm not sure I see a crime here.
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby steam_cannon » Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:33:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '.')..told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately.

"He could do that again," the website of local television station
WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school.

It should be zero tolerance"
Bread and circus. He can fuck all the picnic tables he wants, kids are
seeing worst stuff on TV. And Zero Tolerance, great motto for a
society. We might as well just start shooting people, probably be
more human then making him someones picnic table in prison.

The funny thing, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a fence and
this was at night. And is this worse then neighbors I've known to
go at it at night (no fence)? How about people having sex on the sand dunes?
Right, send them all to prison!

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')nother man was listed on the sexual offenders' register for trying
to make love to a bicycle.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... sex114.xml
I like how they include a link to this article about a man who is now
labeled for life as a sex offender because he was masturbating
sitting on a bicycle in his room, behind a locked door, which
a cleaner unlocked because he didn't open it quickly enough. Then
he moved back and forth and said something like "What...!?".

Oh yeah, these people are so dangerous... :roll:
And this is what offices are going to be gossiping about non-stop!
Funny/sad article Armageddon, total "bread and circus".
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby FreakOil » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 07:11:20

The man's picture is all over the Internet now. He's married with three kids. They're gonna have a hell of a time at school. I wonder what this sort of thing does to a family?
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby steam_cannon » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:20:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'T')he man's picture is all over the Internet now. He's married with three
kids. They're gonna have a hell of a time at school. I wonder what this
sort of thing does to a family?
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If he is written up as a "Sex Offender", he won't be able to live in
his home or probably live anywhere near children. Since there are few
places sex offenders are allowed or tolerated, people often end up
living under bridges. His marriage will probably end in a divorce,
danger to the kids will be sighted as a reason (his presence will cause
problems living, working, and for the children even if they move).

He'll probably wander around the country a lot, probably alone.
He may kill himself. Regarding the family, they try to keep together
for a while, but maybe not.

I thought this was interesting...
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'P')osted by: Wolf

The simple fact is, what has made all of this possible in the first
place is computer technology. There's already talk of registering
other types of offenders and even people associated with certain
groups. See Sheriff Baca in California who wants a registry for skin
heads and neo-nazi groups.

Here's what's in our future in no particular order:

* Special license plates for DWI offendors, Sex Offendors and any other kind of offender.

* GPS tracking for all felons.

* Zoning felons to specific geographic areas. This already occurs by rent restrictions.

* Sex Offenders and other felons will be denied health care,
education and being admitted into an 'old age' home. ( This is already happening. )

All of this will lead to:

* Automatic lifetime incarceration for all sex offenses.

* Death Penalty for any 'contact' sex offenses.

From there...other things will happen.

http://sentencing.typepad.com/sentencin ... ers_i.html
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby steam_cannon » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:34:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'T')he man's picture is all over the Internet now. He's married with three
kids. They're gonna have a hell of a time at school. I wonder what this
sort of thing does to a family?
Another possibility... :roll:

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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby threadbear » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:26:03

Crazy. Sounds like the work of the Society for Patio Picnic Purity is up to it's old tricks. I thought these people had their hands full, monitoring the lewd behaviour of picnic ants, squirrrels and seagulls, atop picnic tables.
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby oddone » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40:59

'Wombat rape made man speak Strine'

A NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

Wombat rape made man speak Australianjavascript:emoticon(':lol:')
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Re: Man caught having sex with a picnic table

Unread postby steam_cannon » Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:55:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('oddone', '
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'Wombat rape made man speak Strine'

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a
fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

...told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

Alcohol can cause trouble when mixed with all sorts of things:
phone calls, picnics, posting... :lol:
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