[Vegas]

I was listening to talk radio, and heard that canada is now our biggest supplier of forin' oil. I think this makes them #1 on the list. Folks, Iran is a long way away, I think the real threat is alot closer to home. So I have a modest proposal, invade canada. Those smart-assed canuks have been nothing but trouble for years. Just thier comedians have done more to undermine our great country than any terror group. How many times have you seen some bleary-eyed pendalton-wearing canuk prince climb out of his streatch hummer, blunt still in hand, adressing world leaders, as if his status isn't compleatly based on oil wealth. And wood.

They might only be eco-terrorists, but they are terrorists nonetheless, and I think canada has been suppling these guys for years, there is no other explenation.

Well, I am tired of it. Now that the exchange rate is 1-to-1, these bark-eaters don't know their place. Roll tanks. I bet we could be in toranto in a week. The other bonus, all those bleeding heart knee-jerkers can find themselves behind a chain-link fence in alberta. Gitmo would be much better someplace cold.

What was that docterin' thing? Monroe? We done gone as west as we can, time to go north.

Write your senitor, we got no time to waste.

[Cloud9]

Let's do it the way the Mexicans have taken the southern half of the U.S. We just walk north and vote.

[Iaato]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Vegas', 'W')hat was that docterin' thing? Monroe? We done gone as west as we can, time to go north. Write your senitor, we got no time to waste.

[jboogy]

vegas wrote
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'p')endalton-wearing canuk

[Iaato]

That would be "Pendleton" to you, you Boogy-riding-a-snot-rocket-steed.

[Vegas]

Ahh, The conquest may not go well If I can't improve my spelling. I was more thinking of the plaid pattern... I think their money stopped getting all mixed up in ours once it got worth more.
Lunies and tuneies, realy they have no respect for even their own currency. They are nearly french. Heck I have even heard that they require freanch-speaking in some of thier 'provinces'. This is far worse than the spanish speaking that is insinuating itself upon our great nation. French is the language of surrender. Witch may make "Operation Northwestener" that much easier.

[Iaato]

This guy was cuter. But he's no CANUCK (note spelling)

[Iaato]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Vegas', ' ')Well, I am tired of it. Now that the exchange rate is 1-to-1, these bark-eaters don't know their place. Roll tanks. I bet we could be in toranto in a week. The other bonus, all those bleeding heart knee-jerkers can find themselves behind a chain-link fence in alberta. Gitmo would be much better someplace cold.

[Vegas]

Hmm, all that tricky banking stuff is confusing to me.
Can't we just blow stuff up and take their oil?

I mean, if there are going to be resorce wars, lets get started.

[Ainan]

Is that some Canadian Bacon i smell?

[Denny]

Speaking as a loyal Canadian, I guess we have to consider all the facets of this latest version of "Democracy on the march".
Good things: Mail delivery on Saturday, Get a Social Security cheque
Risks/Problems: Taking on a larger per capita national debt, Loss of Robertson screws.

Hey, on that last point, what is with you Yanks? These are a simple enough idea, but I find if I buy stuff at Wally Mart or Home Depot for electrical or home repair, they usually come with those crummy Philips screws, or even worse, a hybrid Philips/slotted screw. Don't matter whether they are made in the U.S.of A. or China. But, similar stuff at Canadian Tire or Rona come with Robertson screws.

Don't any 'Merikans own a Robertson screw driver? This is what I am talking about:

We won't go down without a fight!

[FourOfSwords]

'I bet we could be in toronto in a week.' ~ Ha ha great post Vegas! As a Canadian though I'd warn you that your tanks, humvees, etc would be stuck in the worst traffic jam on earth once inside Toronto. Then our sneaky planned counter attack would be launched on your unsuspecting troops. Scratching their heads while standing in traffic, they'd be approached by hockey jersey clad 'infultration specialists' offering them juicy back bacon sandwiches, and copious amounts of potent Canadian beer.
Once lulled into a false sense of security they'd be lovingly disarmed by Pamela Anderson clones(100% Canadian!) and be forced to listen to hours of Celin Dion Cd's till they cracked, ran for home, or convert to true blue 'eh' speaking Cannucks!
Good luck eh! :D
Alex

[threadbear]

Canadians are very polite. You don't have to invade, just ask them to leave, and say please. Reminds me of the joke..How do you get 100 unruly Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say--Hey Canadians, please get out of the swimming pool.

[deMolay]

We already have millions of 5th columist's quietly leading double lives inside your borders, waiting to strike. They are called Snowbirds. You won't have a chance against them. They are just waiting for the word to strike.

[Rabbit]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('deMolay', 'W')e already have millions of 5th columist's quietly leading double lives inside your borders, waiting to strike. They are called Snowbirds. You won't have a chance against them. They are just waiting for the word to strike.

[Iaato]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Vegas', ' ')Lunies and tuneies, realy they have no respect for even their own currency. They are nearly french. Heck I have even heard that they require freanch-speaking in some of thier 'provinces'. This is far worse than the spanish speaking that is insinuating itself upon our great nation. French is the language of surrender. Witch may make "Operation Northwestener" that much easier.

[Vegas]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'C')anadians are very polite. You don't have to invade, just ask them to leave, and say please. Reminds me of the joke..How do you get 100 unruly Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say--Hey Canadians, please get out of the swimming pool.

[Vegas]

Loss of Robertson screws.

Hey, on that last point, what is with you Yanks? These are a simple enough idea, but I find if I buy stuff at Wally Mart or Home Depot for electrical or home repair, they usually come with those crummy Philips screws, or even worse, a hybrid Philips/slotted screw. Don't matter whether they are made in the U.S.of A. or China. But, similar stuff at Canadian Tire or Rona come with Robertson screws.

Don't any 'Merikans own a Robertson screw driver?

This is what I am talking about:



We won't go down without a fight![/quote]



What the hell is that? It looks like something you put a public restroom stall together with. You people actualy use this kind of hardware? Defeating your country will be easier than I thought, what with everybody there being busy putting all of your public bathroom stalls back together.
Use a screwdriver, or lose your freedom.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('deMolay', 'W')e already have millions of 5th columist's quietly leading double lives inside your borders, waiting to strike. They are called Snowbirds. You won't have a chance against them. They are just waiting for the word to strike.