[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '
')
I assume the party was at a house that needed cleaning because it was dirty, right?

You worked the gig by cleaning up the house?

[threadbear]

I considered working for an escort agency once, about 20 years ago. I decided I'd only sleep with men who were attractive, cultivated and who really loved me, though. Oh, and they had to be single too! I got married instead... what's the difference?

[BigTex]

Do you have a good vehicle to take the girls around in, along with their cleaning supplies?

Maybe something like this would be a good choice:



If you need a good pimp ride for personal transportation, you may want to think about something a little unconventional. This would also permit you to mow the grass while the ladies cleaned the house if the client needed both services.

[gg3]

.
Oh my.

Jason, I do hope you're treating your employees with appropriate professional courtesy and not indulging in the kind of thug-trash behavior that often occurs among guys who manage gals in "adult" businesses. Set a standard, set an example. And doing so will rapidly prove more profitable via sheer volume of business: you'll attract the best employees, they will stick around and learn their routines well, and they'll have jobs with dignity in an industry that is usually lacking in that department. Your clients will see healthy happy employees who really do seem to enjoy the job, and thereby will recommend you to others.

One thing you could try is to go for the theatrics. Have your employees develop role-playing personae that have something to do with the combination of housecleaning and nudity. For example they show up with the industrial vacuum and one of the women holds the nozzle like it's a rifle, and then says to the other, "Turn me on, big gal, it's time for some powerful suction!" and the other flips the switch to turn on the cleaner. Feather dusters have theatrical possibilities, they can be used to emphasize hand gestures in the same manner as a cigarette holder. Have a brainstorming session where you come up with ideas of this sort, and then do practice sessions and role-plays.

So. What's next? Anyone want to start talking about their new business growing pungent green herbs or making books...?:-)

Re. "if it feels good, do it." So long as it's all among consenting adults (fully informed consent) and it's sustainable, sure go right ahead. BTW, adultery doesn't cut it, there's a non-consenting party, specifically the partner who is being cheated on.

Puritanism is a psychiatric disorder usually accompanied by a propensity toward violence, and not the type of violence that's occasionally necessary in defending your land against outlaws. A good dose of healthy sensually-oriented hedonism is exactly what this culture needs right now. And, done right, it will become a viable substitute for a lot of the consumer goods that are going to disappear.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'I')f all your hos called in sick the same day, would you have to go clean the houses yourself?

I assume you'd still want to give them a good show.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gg3', '.')
Oh my.

Jason, I do hope you're treating your employees with appropriate professional courtesy and not indulging in the kind of thug-trash behavior that often occurs among guys who manage gals in "adult" businesses. Set a standard, set an example. And doing so will rapidly prove more profitable via sheer volume of business: you'll attract the best employees, they will stick around and learn their routines well, and they'll have jobs with dignity in an industry that is usually lacking in that department. Your clients will see healthy happy employees who really do seem to enjoy the job, and thereby will recommend you to others.

One thing you could try is to go for the theatrics. Have your employees develop role-playing personae that have something to do with the combination of housecleaning and nudity. For example they show up with the industrial vacuum and one of the women holds the nozzle like it's a rifle, and then says to the other, "Turn me on, big gal, it's time for some powerful suction!" and the other flips the switch to turn on the cleaner. Feather dusters have theatrical possibilities, they can be used to emphasize hand gestures in the same manner as a cigarette holder. Have a brainstorming session where you come up with ideas of this sort, and then do practice sessions and role-plays.

So. What's next? Anyone want to start talking about their new business growing pungent green herbs or making books...?:-)

Re. "if it feels good, do it." So long as it's all among consenting adults (fully informed consent) and it's sustainable, sure go right ahead. BTW, adultery doesn't cut it, there's a non-consenting party, specifically the partner who is being cheated on.

Puritanism is a psychiatric disorder usually accompanied by a propensity toward violence, and not the type of violence that's occasionally necessary in defending your land against outlaws. A good dose of healthy sensually-oriented hedonism is exactly what this culture needs right now. And, done right, it will become a viable substitute for a lot of the consumer goods that are going to disappear.

[jasonraymondson]

Do you all think, that I should just hire some guards for the girls, or do you think it would be safer if I just kept this small and did that myself?

I am just not sure I can trust anyone else.

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'D')o you all think, that I should just hire some guards for the girls, or do you think it would be safer if I just kept this small and did that myself?

I am just not sure I can trust anyone else.

[BigTex]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'D')o you all think, that I should just hire some guards for the girls, or do you think it would be safer if I just kept this small and did that myself?

I am just not sure I can trust anyone else.

[Fiddlerdave]

At only a 30% cut, you are not a pimp, you don't even make the list of Hollywood agents and managers.

Get some respect from your workers. Get your cut up to 50% at least.

And make sure to hire women that inspire crushes from good-money-earning nerds and shy guys (friendly, open, chatty). These guys will call the same woman back and back and back hoping she'll like him. Watch the South Park Episode about how Hooters does training for how their servers should treat customers for ideas for your workers to exploit loneliness.

Charger a higher rate for a school-girl outfits of non-topless white shirt and short plaid skirt with white cotton underwear.

Isn't Puritanism and a social system based on competition nicely bankrupt of meaningful values?

[hubbertspeak7777777]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'D')o you all think, that I should just hire some guards for the girls, or do you think it would be safer if I just kept this small and did that myself?

I am just not sure I can trust anyone else.

[Stratovarius]

Personally, this thread is absolutely hilarious to me. I cannot believe what you have done here sir. You'll go down in history as the first maid pimp.

Screw the un-enterprising people. Get a whole mass corporation going on this.

JR's Maids Co. ... Who thought cleaning could be this sexy?

[Ludi]

Well, not the first:

http://toplesscleaners.com/

http://top-maids.com/order.html

http://www.shedevilservices.com/faq.htm

etc...

[Stratovarius]

Wow!

[jasonraymondson]

The girls are the ones exposing themselves. I don't put them at risk so I have nothing to fear. They don't work for me, they work for themselves, I am just helping to facilitate the service.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Fiddlerdave', 'A')t only a 30% cut, you are not a pimp, you don't even make the list of Hollywood agents and managers.

Get some respect from your workers. Get your cut up to 50% at least.

And make sure to hire women that inspire crushes from good-money-earning nerds and shy guys (friendly, open, chatty). These guys will call the same woman back and back and back hoping she'll like him. Watch the South Park Episode about how Hooters does training for how their servers should treat customers for ideas for your workers to exploit loneliness.

Charger a higher rate for a school-girl outfits of non-topless white shirt and short plaid skirt with white cotton underwear.

Isn't Puritanism and a social system based on competition nicely bankrupt of meaningful values?

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', 'W')ell, not the first:

http://toplesscleaners.com/

http://top-maids.com/order.html

http://www.shedevilservices.com/faq.htm

etc...

[Ludi]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '
')But the best, and I launch a website. It won't look like those pile of trashes.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '
')But the best, and I launch a website. It won't look like those pile of trashes.

[BigTex]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'T')he girls are the ones exposing themselves. I don't put them at risk so I have nothing to fear. They don't work for me, they work for themselves, I am just helping to facilitate the service.

[hubbertspeak7777777]

So JR, have any of the clients gotten a little too excited and made a "mess" while watching the maids do their job. And if so, do the maids have to clean it up? Or do you hand out complimentary boxes of tissues to every client?