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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:37:10

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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby PrairieMule » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:52:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mmasters', 'Y')OU PIMP DADDY YOU!


The moral of my story was that pimping sucks.

OTOH, as Ice Cube said, "Pimpin' aint easy but it's necessary."

It probably depends on your stable of hos.



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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:25:26

First job tonight. 1 gentlemen ordered two of the girls at double the normal rate. 9:00 - 11:00
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:03:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'F')irst job tonight. 1 gentlemen ordered two of the girls at double the normal rate. 9:00 - 11:00


Sounds like you've got a good gig going... are you still gonna join the military?
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:18:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'F')irst job tonight. 1 gentlemen ordered two of the girls at double the normal rate. 9:00 - 11:00


"Sir, you know your house is dirty. You know you don't have time to clean it. You also know that your mind is dirty, and that's where I come in......."

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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:24:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'F')irst job tonight. 1 gentlemen ordered two of the girls at double the normal rate. 9:00 - 11:00


"Sir, you know your house is dirty. You know you don't have time to clean it. You also know that your mind is dirty, and that's where I come in......."

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Classic!:-D
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby gg3 » Wed 19 Mar 2008, 06:05:28

Jason, when you said "get some later," did you mean that one of the women you employ was also going to have sex with you?

Be careful, that is a shortcut to all kinds of legal trouble. Sex with your employees and/or coworkers who are of subordinate rank to you, is a clear setup for trouble. I've had dudes on my crew who I thought were cute as hell (I'm gay, what else is new?) but I used to say "don't sleep where you eat," meaning, no sex with the people with whom you earn your daily bread. Self-discipline pays in the long run.

And if you're still planning to go into the military or any of the civilian agencies related to national defense e.g. the intel universe, I would seriously recommend dropping this gig ASAP. If you ever need a clearance (most of the fun jobs come with clearances:-) this will come up and you will have some explaining to do. And as someone said before, if you go for commissioned officer and rise through the ranks, this may stop you at some point, probably a ways before General.

If you've decided irrevocably that you don't want to join the military or otherwise get into any profession that requires being checked out in detail, then what the hey, if it's not illegal, go for it.

One thing you might want to put in the client contract is that the client is to have their clothes on at all times. The last thing you want to deal with is someone who gets so into watching the show that they end up making a sticky mess and expecting your employees to clean it up.

With those caveats, what America needs now is more nudes and fewer prudes.

In fact feel free to use this as a slogan: "More nudes, fewer prudes!"
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gg3', 'W')ith those caveats, what America needs now is more nudes and fewer prudes.

In fact feel free to use this as a slogan: "More nudes, fewer prudes!"


That could be the "If it feels good, do it!" of our time.

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As for a pimp not doing it with his hos, I thought that was part of the pimp's gig--to give his hos "real" lovin'.

Are you thinking some kind of OSHA for hos?

Maybe call it HOSHA.

The progressive hos could campaign for "A one black eye work week." :lol:
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 00:38:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mmasters', 'Y')OU PIMP DADDY YOU!


The moral of my story was that pimping sucks.

OTOH, as Ice Cube said, "Pimpin' aint easy but it's necessary."

It probably depends on your stable of hos.



(Que the music)


Nice video.

Here's an interesting interpretation of "Down For Whatever":

Pimpin Aint Easy But It's Necessary

I wonder if jasonraymondson is now in jail. I expected a report about last night sooner.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mmasters', 'Y')OU PIMP DADDY YOU!


The moral of my story was that pimping sucks.

OTOH, as Ice Cube said, "Pimpin' aint easy but it's necessary."

It probably depends on your stable of hos.



(Que the music)


Nice video.

Here's an interesting interpretation of "Down For Whatever":

Pimpin Aint Easy But It's Necessary

I wonder if jasonraymondson is now in jail. I expected a report about last night sooner.



Just fine folks. Been really busy with other projects. The gig went great, we have two more lined up for tonight. And our weekend is already booked. I have also located 3 more hot little coeds. Who I have am getting 30% from instead of the 20% from the other 4.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57:49

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'J')ust fine folks. Been really busy with other projects. The gig went great, we have two more lined up for tonight. And our weekend is already booked. I have also located 3 more hot little coeds. Who I have am getting 30% from instead of the 20% from the other 4.


Bravo!

LMAO.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:03:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'J')ust fine folks. Been really busy with other projects. The gig went great, we have two more lined up for tonight. And our weekend is already booked. I have also located 3 more hot little coeds. Who I have am getting 30% from instead of the 20% from the other 4.


Bravo!

LMAO.



Hey will the collapse coming around the corner, a person needs to be diversified. Prostitution of one form or another is the oldest profession and my girls are fucking for their cash *yet
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'H')ey will the collapse coming around the corner, a person needs to be diversified. Prostitution of one form or another is the oldest profession and my girls are fucking for their cash *yet


So much for the symmetry between a clean house and a clean mind.

Does this person resemble you in any way? (be honest)

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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby steam_cannon » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:18:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'D')oes this person resemble you in any way? (be honest)

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This is how I always imagined jasonraymondson. Also notice all the gold
this person has, he'll do alright as the dollar crashes... :lol:


Also, maybe Jason's title could use an update?
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')img]http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2lg2a.jpg[/img]


Make us proud Jason, pimp those ho's and earn that gold! :-D
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:56:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('steam_cannon', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'D')oes this person resemble you in any way? (be honest)

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This is how I always imagined jasonraymondson. Also notice all the gold
this person has, he'll do alright as the dollar crashes... :lol:


Also, maybe Jason's title could use an update?
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')img]http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2lg2a.jpg[/img]


Make us proud Jason, pimp those ho's and earn that gold! :-D


Just imagine if one of the hos doesn't meet her quota... is JasonRaymondson gonna have to choke a bitch?:-D
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:33:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('steam_cannon', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'D')oes this person resemble you in any way? (be honest)

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This is how I always imagined jasonraymondson. Also notice all the gold
this person has, he'll do alright as the dollar crashes... :lol:


Also, maybe Jason's title could use an update?
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')img]http://i32.tinypic.com/2w2lg2a.jpg[/img]


Make us proud Jason, pimp those ho's and earn that gold! :-D


Just imagine if one of the hos doesn't meet her quota... is JasonRaymondson gonna have to choke a bitch?:-D


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Damn, this has been a great night guys. We had a party that needed 3 girls and we worked the gig for three hours. I made $225 myself tonight. Shit this is the easiest damn money I have ever made. So far we have had great clients.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 01:39:30

Sounds like you got you some good hos too.

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Please share how you are spending your pimping proceeds. I would love to know how you decide to allocate your new wealth.

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You didn't say if the picture looks like you or not.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby jasonraymondson » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 02:02:18

Just saving, but did go out and have a nice big plate of steak and potatos.

Add muscle, Slightly curly brown hair, get rid of the wife beater and replace with striped shirt and blue jeans. No gold chains, only one watch, no rings. Blue Eyes instead of brown,
No stupid sideways hat. But you know other than those small things :roll: we could be twins.

the girls are all going out shopping tomorrow to buy some new outfits. I figure they will probably be broke again shortly. I tell them to save and the only thing they understand is spend.

4 jobs tomorrow night and 偶然 week is 波噢客队负利率

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'S')ounds like you got you some good hos too.

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Please share how you are spending your pimping proceeds. I would love to know how you decide to allocate your new wealth.

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You didn't say if the picture looks like you or not.
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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 02:24:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'D')amn, this has been a great night guys. We had a party that needed 3 girls and we worked the gig for three hours.


I assume the party was at a house that needed cleaning because it was dirty, right?

You worked the gig by cleaning up the house?

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he girls are all going out shopping tomorrow to buy some new outfits. I figure they will probably be broke again shortly. I tell them to save and the only thing they understand is spend.


That sounds awfully paternal for women you have known for what, a week? But a pimp's gotta take care of his ladies if he wants them to take care of him.

"Alright, which one of you dirty house freaky mofos ordered the chocolate cake with a side of dog?"

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Re: Legal Advice Needed

Postby BigTex » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 02:29:26

If all your hos called in sick the same day, would you have to go clean the houses yourself?

I assume you'd still want to give them a good show.

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