There's an insane level of denial going on right now. And stupidity. This is just too funny not to share. Tex, love the new avatar. LOVE it. Keep that one awhile.
Market Timing with Decision Moose
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '"') Markets these days seem like the proverbial little kid, lying in bed in the dark, absolutely certain there is something under the bed, but not wanting to appear too chicken. Even though his mom has assured him there isn’t anything to worry about, he lies there with the covers pulled up to his chin, waiting to hear that dreaded “bump” in the night.
Friday, we heard a bump. Not only that, but we could swear a big, hairy claw reached out with no warning, grabbed a major U.S. investment bank, and in the blink of an eye, dragged it under our mattress. Kind of begs the question: WHAT is really out there?
That’s the problem, and it has been since last summer. We don’t know how bad bank credit really is. This week, Bear Stearns, the first bank to announce a major sub-prime hit to two of its hedge funds last year, became the first U.S. investment bank to go belly-up (though the big-wigs aren’t calling it that). The Fed acted quickly to stave off what could have become a major global financial crisis. But how many others might there be?
That is rhetorical, of course. You get the Moose’s drift if you’ve ever sat in a horror movie asking yourself, “Why in heaven’s name is that idiot teen-jock going into a totally dark house when we can all hear his semi-slutty girlfriend screaming in the basement?”
The Moose is perfectly happy being chicken. Witness our position in gold for the last four months. It doesn’t change this week. We still have the covers pulled up to our chin.
So how bad is it? Well, the Fed offered to pump $200 billion into the markets this week, prompting the largest one-day stock rally in five years. It was short-lived, however (one session). Stocks did a U-ie after that and ended the week flat to lower.
Gotta think if 200 billion dollars in temptation sparks zero greed, the fear must be palpable. And if the Fed believes that at least 200 billion is needed (they offered more, days before another rate cut -- and 200B is one fourth of their total capital), then maybe fear is justified. It’s like your mom telling you there’s nothing under the bed, but tucking you in with a rocket-propelled grenade launcher… “Just in case, sweetie”.
Love your pancakes, Ma, but we need to discuss the threat assessment skills."