[Lighthouse]

Put a sock in it.
Shut your mouth.
Shut it.
Zip your lips.
Zip it.
Callate.
Put a cork in it.
Pipe down.
Be quiet.
Shut the f___ up.
Keep it down.
Button your lip!

I've had just about enough of your incessant jabbering!!!

Ha, that felt good ....

[Pops]

Seems to me the Dems all like a cigar now and then.



The problem is Someone Always Opens Their Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps!
[sub]
Or Cigar-Holes, as it were...[/sub]

[efarmer]

All you butt heads in Washington that nod their heads
and tell us "Washington is broken" as if we couldn't
tell already:

PULL YOUR LOOSE BOTTOM LIPS OVER YOUR BIG
DITTO HEADS AND QUIET YOUR NATTERING MAWS.


(Whoaa, I think you are on to something EB.)

[Pops]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', '.').. QUIET YOUR NATTERING MAWS.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', '.').. QUIET YOUR NATTERING MAWS.

[efarmer]

Hey Eastbay, about the hottie with the stogie; she's a "Red" too!
I suggest you both bite your stogies in such a manner that when
you stroll arm in arm, your cigars do not burn each other's leathery
necks or meal tickets.

Yeah, Yeah, I know QUELL MY MAGPIE MANDIBLE.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'H')ey Eastbay, about the hottie with the stogie; she's a "Red" too!
I suggest you both bite your stogies in such a manner that when
you stroll arm in arm, your cigars do not burn each other's leathery
necks or meal tickets.

Yeah, Yeah, I know QUELL MY MAGPIE MANDIBLE.

[eastbay]

Helicopter Ben needs to:

SHUT HIS DIRTY ROTTEN TRAP

.... every time he does anything the market drops like a stone in water.

[efarmer]

Hey Iaato! Come back around so we can see your polar morgan.

Lions, and Tigers, and Morgans, Oh my!

[Iaato]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'H')ey Iaato! Come back around so we can see your polar morgan.

Lions, and Tigers, and Morgans, Oh my!

[Pops]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'I')nstead of telling us to 'hush', why don't you just CLAM UP!!

[efarmer]

Lance, Sparks, Rip, Flip, Pops. I like a guy's name that's a verb
like that. But it makes me wonder what he Pops?

If it's bubbles I hope it ain't the financial kind,
on the bright side, I hope he Pops up with a
cold beer and eats if I ever meet him.

Go ahead EB , LASH ME WITH LABIAL LOCKING
LANGUAGE AND LAMBASTE MY LINGUAL LABORS,
it's starting to get good to me.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'L')ance, Sparks, Rip, Flip, Pops. I like a guy's name that's a verb
like that. But it makes me wonder what he Pops?

If it's bubbles I hope it ain't the financial kind,
on the bright side, I hope he Pops up with a
cold beer and eats if I ever meet him.

Go ahead EB , LASH ME WITH LABIAL LOCKING
LANGUAGE AND LAMBASTE MY LINGUAL LABORS,
it's starting to get good to me.

[Pops]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I')f it's bubbles I hope it ain't the financial kind,
on the bright side, I hope he Pops up with a
cold beer and eats if I ever meet him.

[Iaato]

Blowhards, all of you.

[efarmer]

Iaato, looks like you might have frosty nuts above and
below in your avatar.

LICK YOUR LIPS SO THEY FREEZE TOGETHER.

[Iaato]

The flame wars are starting over in the housing thread--they need to all
SHUT THEIR YAPS. At this point, it's more fun down here in FlameHades.

Frosty nuts above, efarmer, but not frosty nuts below. I'm a surly, aggressive she-bear. Those are my stubby little legs. Ferret and me, we gots the stubby limb thing going on.

I'm licking my lips, yes. Fixin' to chow down on farmer.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '"')I want to introduce you to one of the key
role players in this year's expedition.

The bear's name is The Grinch.
The Grinch has come on
to be one of the more
frequent bears
here in the Grizzly Maze.

The Grinch is a female
of about five years of age.

Oh, hi, Grinch. Hi.

And she has kind of
an aggressive attitude.

Hi.

If I turn around too much, she'll bite me.
It's okay. Hi. How are you?

How are you?

Don't you do that.
Don't you do that!

Back off!
Don't do it."

[efarmer]

'scuse me madame bear. Be careful when you step off the
ice floe with those stubby little legs that you don't bump
your J Lo Ursus Assus.

[eastbay]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I')aato, looks like you might have frosty nuts above and
below in your avatar.

LICK YOUR LIPS SO THEY FREEZE TOGETHER.

[efarmer]

When you give me permission to speak here Eastbay,
it takes all the naughty out of it and keeps my stinger
from performing properly. I think you have given me
ED, Eastbay Dysfunction. I never thought I would end
up to be a smartass with a limp stinger.