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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 18:16:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gnm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'B')eautiful work PMS!

You know what I hate? GNATS!


Drat that gnat that vexes me
With no known purpose flying free
What's the point when one those
Silly gnats fly up my nose?

Metaphysical heavy issue
A home for snot in wads of tissue
It's hard enough to imagine that
A point is found for a snot bound gnat

Emily dear it is quite true
You've every reason to be blue
Gnostics nailed it long ago
And nothing rhymes with oranges
It just occurred to me that I used a military cadence for this ditty:

I don't know but I've been told
The crop's all gone
it's all been sold.

Any real poets here? I saw someone at theoildrum.com attempt some poetry. It sucked, at least mine flows.
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Thu 13 Mar 2008, 01:48:14

I hate it when gnats fly up my nose. That 'tickling' sensation makes me angry. I've snorted them back into my throat to get rid of them.

Gnats are comparable in taste to mosquitoes; they taste somewhat metallic.
The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the old growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder. ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:13:31

It just occurred to me that I used a military cadence for this ditty:

I don't know but I've been told
The crop's all gone
it's all been sold.

Any real poets here? I saw someone at theoildrum.com attempt some poetry. It sucked, at least mine flows.

How much would I have to do to get an A in your class, Killjoy?
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby threadbear » Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:15:55

'Snot a pretty picture, PMS.
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:24:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Petro', '
')McSnot
BK-Broiler Snot
Big-Snot-Burger
Snotty Fries (Super Snotty Fries)
Super Snot
Super Snot Shakes
Snot Smoothies
Chalupas (w/snot and xtra cheese)
Just Snot
Just Snot (diet)
Adkins Snot
South Beach Snot
31 (snot) Flavors
Taco Bell (and snot)
Quizno's Grilled Snot Sandwiches


LOL!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Don't worry, I'm sure there is a little snot and other bodily fluids in every bit of fast food taht is consumed. They do all kinds of nasty stuff. One time a lady went through the drive thru to return a sandwich cause she didn't want ketchup on it, so the employee licks the ketchup off (he was basically performing cunnilingus on the beef patty), then wraps the same sandwich and gives it back to her. I was inside waiting in line when this happened and I complained to management and then went outside to the drive thru line to tell the lady not to eat it. I probably got the guy fired, but oh well, he deserved it for fucking with someone's food.

A pizza shop closed down here a few years back due to health code violations (someone got caught pissing in the sauce.)

That reminds me of the old joke...
Q:at baskin Robbins, they feature 31 different ...?
A: Health code violations.
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:35:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', 'I') hate it when gnats fly up my nose. That 'tickling' sensation makes me angry. I've snorted them back into my throat to get rid of them.

Gnats are comparable in taste to mosquitoes; they taste somewhat metallic.


I used to eat ants and they taste metallic too.
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:32:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') used to eat ants and they taste metallic too.


They are also bitter tasting. Mosquitoes/gnats at least have a somewhat pleasant taste, kind of like putting your tongue on a small 9V battery, but ants aren't at all pleasant to taste.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') pizza shop closed down here a few years back due to health code violations (someone got caught pissing in the sauce.)


That's legendary... :lol:
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby WildRose » Sat 15 Mar 2008, 01:56:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', 'I') hate it when gnats fly up my nose. That 'tickling' sensation makes me angry. I've snorted them back into my throat to get rid of them.

Gnats are comparable in taste to mosquitoes; they taste somewhat metallic.


I used to eat ants and they taste metallic too.


I hate getting them in my eyes, any kind of bugs. Especially when I'm bike-riding or out for a long walk. Then I have to snuggle close to someone's vehicle to use their side mirror, and a couple of times have had to explain what I was up to.
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby WildRose » Sat 15 Mar 2008, 01:59:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '\')

Any real poets here? I saw someone at theoildrum.com attempt some poetry. It sucked, at least mine flows.



One of these days I'll take some time and try to write something. I have a lot of ideas, just never seem to have the peace and quiet to let my creativity flow. If I post anything here, please be a gentle critic!
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Sat 15 Mar 2008, 02:54:28

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', ' ')They do all kinds of nasty stuff. One time a lady went through the drive thru to return a sandwich cause she didn't want ketchup on it, so the employee licks the ketchup off (he was basically performing cunnilingus on the beef patty), then wraps the same sandwich and gives it back to her. I was inside waiting in line when this happened and I complained to management and then went outside to the drive thru line to tell the lady not to eat it. I probably got the guy fired, but oh well, he deserved it for fucking with someone's food.


LOL!!!!! OK thanks dude, you've made my day, an otherwise rather morose day.....
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Sat 15 Mar 2008, 04:22:19

Just another reason why I don't like fast food...
The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the old growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder. ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: A Bug Flew Into My Nose

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:41:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') used to eat ants and they taste metallic too.


They are also bitter tasting. Mosquitoes/gnats at least have a somewhat pleasant taste, kind of like putting your tongue on a small 9V battery, but ants aren't at all pleasant to taste.



Mosquitoes are way nastier though, considering they have human blood in them. I'll stick with the bitter tasting ants.

In the 1930's when prisoners were thrown in solitary confinement, they would have to long periods of time without food, so they'd have to crawl around in the dark feeling for cockroaches to eat.

Know what's really nasty are those grubs. I stepped on this weird grub/caterpillar type thingy (I'm not sure exactly what it was) one time and it's blood looked like pesto. Then there are others have that white crap come out of them when you squash them, that looks like mayo. Those probably taste pretty shitty... not that I ever intend to find out for myself.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') pizza shop closed down here a few years back due to health code violations (someone got caught pissing in the sauce.)


That's legendary... :lol:[/quote]

That's just the tip of the iceberg... I've heard stories that are way worse. Like a mexican place were they found human excrement in the taco meat.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('hubbertspeak7777777', ' ')They do all kinds of nasty stuff. One time a lady went through the drive thru to return a sandwich cause she didn't want ketchup on it, so the employee licks the ketchup off (he was basically performing cunnilingus on the beef patty), then wraps the same sandwich and gives it back to her. I was inside waiting in line when this happened and I complained to management and then went outside to the drive thru line to tell the lady not to eat it. I probably got the guy fired, but oh well, he deserved it for fucking with someone's food.


LOL!!!!! OK thanks dude, you've made my day, an otherwise rather morose day.....

No problem. Just remember if you ask for no ketchup or mustard on your sandwich and they put it on there anyways... save the employee the hassle and just lick it off yourself. :p
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