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A dieoff of machines

Unread postby seldom_seen » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 04:39:09

The most simple, elegant, humane way to transition in to to a post oil future would be to sacrifice the machines first. This would be life affirming and would save much human suffering.

Jet skis, chainsaws, backhoes, excavators, snowmobiles, leaf blowers, ATVs, toyotas, cadilacs, water bikes, ski boats...et cetera...et cetera...

All...except essential agricultural and transport machines.

The race now is to keep the machines alive. This is the inert programming of the technological megamachine. To run the machine on rainforest and cornfield, sugarcane and pine cones. The psychosis of the machine age.

So, you the gentle reader, must realize. That your future, your survival, is not man against man, but man against machine. Many will die, never even knowing their enemy was the machine.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby Oil-Finder » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 04:47:58

OK, you start: Get rid of your computer.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby seldom_seen » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 05:07:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Oil-Finder', 'O')K, you start: Get rid of your computer.

Hah. My computer runs on hydroelectric power. No need for middle east resource wars to check my email.

Do you have jet ski, wet bike, ATV, motocross bike or other small bore engine? I'll make you a deal you get rid of your toy and I'll get rid of my computer?

Let's do it, do it!

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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby Oil-Finder » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 05:16:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Oil-Finder', 'O')K, you start: Get rid of your computer.

Hah. My computer runs on hydroelectric power. No need for middle east resource wars to check my email.

Hey now wait a minute. You said:
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')ll...except essential agricultural and transport machines.

Last time I looked, a computer wasn't an essential agricultural or transport machine. So, do what you said, and get rid of it.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', 'D')o you have jet ski, wet bike, ATV, motocross bike or other small bore engine? I'll make you a deal you get rid of your toy and I'll get rid of my computer?

Sorry, I've got none of those.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 05:20:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Oil-Finder', 'O')K, you start: Get rid of your computer.

Hah. My computer runs on hydroelectric power. No need for middle east resource wars to check my email.

Do you have jet ski, wet bike, ATV, motocross bike or other small bore engine? I'll make you a deal you get rid of your toy and I'll get rid of my computer?

Let's do it, do it!



Yep, unlike you who is all talk. Alot of refuse to own crap like that.

I don't even own a cellphone anymore. I just have a laptop so that I keep track of what is going on in the world.

I even got rid of my car.

I also power my laptop... well sometimes using my solar powered back pack.

Now, let me ask what exactly are you doing?
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby seldom_seen » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 05:20:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Oil-Finder', 'S')orry, I've got none of those.

Hah! I call major BS on that "I've goe none of those."

No man would talk like you man without many small bore engines.

So talk it up OF. What kind of machines?
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby seldom_seen » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 05:30:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'N')ow, let me ask what exactly are you doing?

heh. home slice. I was preparing for peak oil before you ever heard the term "exponential growth."
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby Narz » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 08:07:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '
')I also power my laptop... well sometimes using my solar powered back pack.

Which kind/model? Where'd you get it?
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby FoolYap » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 09:41:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', 'T')he most simple, elegant, humane way to transition in to to a post oil future would be to sacrifice the machines first. This would be life affirming and would save much human suffering.

... chainsaws ...

All...except essential agricultural and transport machines.


Why pick on chainsaws? I cut my own firewood, and a few quarts of oil and fuel run through the saw gives me many gallons of heating-oil-equivalent. Seems like an excellent tradeoff to me.

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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby wisconsin_cur » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 09:46:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FoolYap', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('seldom_seen', 'T')he most simple, elegant, humane way to transition in to to a post oil future would be to sacrifice the machines first. This would be life affirming and would save much human suffering.

... chainsaws ...

All...except essential agricultural and transport machines.


Why pick on chainsaws? I cut my own firewood, and a few quarts of oil and fuel run through the saw gives me many gallons of heating-oil-equivalent. Seems like an excellent tradeoff to me.

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I had the exact same thought. the last engine I will give up is the chainsaw. I went out to buck a few logs with a buck saw one day just to pound the importance of that one goal into my mind.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby Homesteader » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 10:32:30

The chainsaw is last on my list as well. I heat the house for about $10 a year tops. Wood is split by hand since it is only a couple of cords. Furnace hasn't been on in two years. Well. . . actually it broke two years ago and I didn't want to pay the hundreds of dollars to repair it so I could spend hundreds of dollars using it when I was surrounded by oak and hickory. We use a hand cart to transport the wood to the woodpile. The only other small engine is a stihl shoulder harness brush cutter, which gets used a couple of hours a year trimming up what the sheep didn't want.

Our little $60 push lawn mower we got from a pawn shop broke a couple of years ago. The solution for that was to gate off the far end of the driveway (gate cost about $69) and loose the sheep onto the lawn. I love leg of lamb! This years legs of lamb are running around as we speak.

IMO a great idea would be to outlaw lawn care products and the watering of lawns. Of course what westernized countries didn't use would be sopped up by developing countries so we are f**ked regardless, but I sure would enjoy the howls of outrage from all the homeowners and corporate nut jobs.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby lawnchair » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 11:05:56

For the small flat part of my yard, a sharpened reel mower is a joy to use.

In the rocky bits, I scythe down the weeds with a nice "bow knife" from Lehman's.

I'm not chopping for firewood, yet. I cut up some brushwodd with a 20-year-old electric (nuclear) chainsaw.

I guess my 42-year-old rototiller comes under "agricultural". The 7hp engine on it is pretty near dead, but the rest of the beast is worth watching for a good Honda for it. The amount of work I get per ounce of gasoline? I'm sure I'd pay $40 a gallon.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 12:17:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '
')I also power my laptop... well sometimes using my solar powered back pack.

Which kind/model? Where'd you get it?



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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby MarkJames » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 14:11:03

One of our heating fuel customers said I must spend a fortune on fuel for my boats, snowmobiles, quads and waverunners. I said since I don't use them that much, I probably use less fuel than they waste heating their home and driving their gas powered 4WD trucks and SUVs hundreds of miles per week.

We use our boats, snowmobiles, quads and waverunners for utility and emergency purposes as well as pleasure. Nothing beats a long track snowmobile for power, speed and versatility on snow, ice, frozen lakes and hills. I've buried my quads on the lakes while ice fishing or in the back woods while hunting or hauling in deep wet snow. Waverunners can go up the rivers and into the shallow bays and backwaters where outdrives, outboards and stern-drives would be destroyed by rocks and stumps. I use my quads for construction, plowing, hunting, hauling, moving trailers etc. Some of my toys are actually pretty efficient in comparison to my toys of the past.

When I was building my homes on the lakes, I used my boat as my floating office and a place to sleep, shower cook etc. Now I use my largest boat as more of a floating camper than for cruising, so I don't burn a lot of fuel. It's more efficient and economical for people to keep a boat at a marina than to build, heat and maintain second or third home on the lakes.

My diesel and gas powered equipment performs so much valuable work per gallon of fuel, that fuel at 10X the current price per gallon would be a bargain. In the near future I'll probably replace some of my gas powered equipment with diesel powered equipment since we have large bulk heating oil/kerosene/diesel storage.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 14:23:59

:lol: I have a small bore engine, I rode it into town yesterday. I'm going to a sort of funeral service :( on it today.

I expect that bike to last a LONG time, and that's the specific reason I bought that model.

Other than that, don't worry, the machines will die off before we do in the dieoff.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby DomusAlbion » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 14:35:06

A worthy goal, seldom_seen.

However, you'll have to pry my chain saw from my cold dead hands!

I've got the tractor, compressor (oops that's electric) and mower (all essential ag type tools) but will soon be selling my diesel truck
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 14:39:02

The factories will cease producing the feared machines before too long and the existing machines will break down long before we have to destroy them. There's absolutely nothing to be concerned about here.

Now move along...
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby jedinvest » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 17:37:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'T')he factories will cease producing the feared machines before too long and the existing machines will break down long before we have to destroy them. There's absolutely nothing to be concerned about here.

Now move along...


I second that. Most machines will be a piece of crap in short order. It's called planned obsolescence.
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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby TheDude » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 18:46:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lawnchair', 'I')'m not chopping for firewood, yet. I cut up some brushwodd with a 20-year-old electric (nuclear) chainsaw.


Your chainsaw runs on radionucleotides?

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Re: A dieoff of machines

Unread postby Lighthouse » Sat 08 Mar 2008, 21:02:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheDude', 'C')ogito, ergo non satis bibivi


So true!

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