http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2160.html
Bugs have been ready for the job as human food since
Day #1. (I think it was a Hillary bug too.) I have had
grasshoppers as well as eaten the bug du jour on my
bicycle rides. This plays right into my new invention,
I am putting a snack tray right under the bug lite on
my porch. This summer I will have entertainment,
fresh roasted snackage, and cold beer to boot.
Stay away from the June bugs, there is very little
white meat and they are too sloppy to eat in polite
company, and lick your lips often to get the bug legs
off them. You can enjoy good food without looking
like a slob.
I just want to be a microlivestock cowboy and ride
the range, all 800 square feet of it. My next invention
will be a harmonica that doesn't clog up with bug legs
when a feller is making music on the porch.