[eastbay]

When I was in the 11th grade we had a PE teacher who drove a VW beetle. He was widely disliked because he wouldn't let us smoke dope on the football field.

Every day he parked his VW between the PE building and a short concrete wall. There was about four feet on each side of his car. One day we, a bunch of no-good dope smoking commie loving punks whose parents told their kids to stay away from, lifted his VW up and gave it a 90 degree spin. The front and rear bumpers were inches from concrete.

We were never caught. No one snitched. He had to recruit other PE teachers and a few suck-up jock clowns to get his car out.

That's only one quick story. I have many.

[I_Like_Plants]

There was the day I stabbed a kid, that was a good day.

There were 2 white teachers in the whole school, and one of 'em got her job by marrying a N-----

The other was the band teacher.

No money for the trumpet mouthpiece we had to buy, and a whole band room full of N----'s what fucking fun.

The first time I got to blow the trumpet I could blow longer and purer a note than anyone else. In a say that showed those N---- fuckers.

An entertaining story would be the day the school was burned down with all the N----s inside, but that never happened dammit.

[catbox]

I know what was amusing about high school....having to watch your back because you rode a skateboard, was a punk, and told the jocks to fuck off....this was in the early 80's. Luckily, my best friend lived right across the street from our high school. So, for 4 years, it was punks, a few african american kids, a couple new wave kids, the gay kids, and the cowboys from outside town...hanging together in a backyard. It was an interesting mix of people and we all watched out for each other. Things got real fun the last two years when a few of us would rip off the import beer truck each month at Safeway and bring back carts of good beer for a fun time. As much crap as we took at school, I'm almost positive we had more fun than the rest of the kids. Being in the local punk scene also provided us with a much different perspective than the rest of the high schoolers in town were getting....a whole different world! At the same time, I was the only bike racer in my area and that set me up for some shit due to my shaved legs! But one day I bet this huge idiot that I could lift more with my legs than anyone... and of course...I did... they seemed to back off after that....they also thought I was kind of neat for owning a bicycle that cost more than most of their cars!

Ahhhh....high school, a complete waste of time.

[perdition79]

Leaving high school was fun for me. I got tired of high school around 10th grade, dropped out, got my GED and went to college. Had a bachelors' in business administration by the age of 20, while most of my former peers at age 20 were delivering pizza and smoking weed.

[JJ]

high school was a haze of drugs and alcohol and sex; home life was an alcoholic nightmare. My english teacher booked me into the county jail on graduation day charged with aggravated assualt with serious bodily injury, and it was downhill from there....

[frankthetank]

I liked highschool. None of this doomer shit. Wish i would've partied more and studied less.

[I_Like_Plants]

Frank I bet it ruled. I know someone who grew up in Wisc, good ol' Nazi boy, Gott Mit Uns etc. HS was great for him too. It must have fucking ruled growing up in an all-white school.

I've been in HS's where whites were at least a sizeable group , enough so that if you picked on one of us, we'd get together and beat your ass. Hence, no problem - N----s are scared shitless of an even fight much less Die Volks getting all 1942 on 'em.

Those HS's ruled.

But being in an all-white HS, now that's a whole layer above, you probably got something like a jr college education, actually learned things, and had a blast too.

[I_Like_Plants]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('perdition79', 'L')eaving high school was fun for me. I got tired of high school around 10th grade, dropped out, got my GED and went to college. Had a bachelors' in business administration by the age of 20, while most of my former peers at age 20 were delivering pizza and smoking weed.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '
')That's only one quick story. I have many.

[eastbay]

Small 'c'. Get it straight. Or you'll find out what a gulag is really all about.

I'm off to a class.... when I return, maybe I'll think of an appropriate one.

Don't want to offend anyone's sensitivities, ya know.

[eastbay]

Ok, back.

I went to a grade 9 to 12 high school in the Eastbay. It was before the time of electronic record keeping. Heh.

Early in my 9th grade, I stayed home faking some minor illness. The next morning, my mom wrote me a note to present to the attendance office excusing me from school the day before. Well, my late older brother saw the note and pulled me aside offing a valuable suggestion.

He pointed out that his experience showed him that the attendance office kept all excusal notes so they could compare handwriting if they suspected a student was counterfeiting their parents handwriting and signatures. Apparently he got busted faking a note one day.

He wisely suggested that I re-write this note and all future excusal notes in my own handwriting so that for the next four years every time I wanted to skip school I could write the note myself without raising suspicion.

And I did. It worked flawlessly for four years. I didn't abuse it, but skipped school now and then and each time I turned in my note, they stuck it in my ever-thickening attendance folder which was crammed with all my earlier excuse letters.... all written and signed in the same handwriting. There were 3,000 kids at this school and the clerks wouldn't bother calling unless they suspected something and in my case they never did.

That was one of my better scams during high school.

[PenultimateManStanding]

I had artistic talent. I didn't need such a ruse, Eastbay. I was quite able to forge my mom's signature. So my friends and I were off to the beach to drop acid and just be screw-ups. Not that I'm proud of it, but it is kind of funny looking back.

[pedalling_faster]

we lived in Weston, Connecticut, near Westport.

driving from exit 43 to exit 43 in an olds 442 in under 60 seconds was part of a typical night out. contributing to global warming and the onset of peak oil without even knowing about it.

our part of suburbia was built on swampland. we all had 2 acre parcels, next to a large reservoir and a large nature conservancy.

i'm surprised our parents didn't get sued, all the stuff we did. neighbor's dog bit our dog, we blow up their mail-box. <edited>

then we go back to our goody-2-shoes high school and prepare for our college lives at some name-brand university. i was in the slightly contradictory situation of being in the top 10 of my class, and also hanging out with my neighborhood friends who hung out in the smoking lounge.

so, i have one memory of the vice principal walking down the hall, past me and a smoking lounge friend going in the other direction. his face was a wierd combination of acknowledging me, his potential valedictorian, and frowning at my friend. looked like he was having a facial spasm.

we were about as immature as you could get. we made fun of the girls we didn't like. <edited>

<edited>

Beverly Hills 90210, it was not.

wish i could tell you the edited stuff. i guess we were a little violent <edited>.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pedalling_faster', '
')wish i could tell you the edited stuff. i guess we were a little violent <edited>.

[I_Like_Plants]

Amazing, that a white would be considered to be bound for college.

I sure wanted to burn down my HS, but only after gut-shooting every N---- there and locking 'em inside so they can dance and burn

Oh well maybe we'll get to see, laugh for joy, and take part in the great Cleansing in a while....

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'A')mazing, that a white would be considered to be bound for college.

I sure wanted to burn down my HS, but only after gut-shooting every N---- there and locking 'em inside so they can dance and burn

Oh well maybe we'll get to see, laugh for joy, and take part in the great Cleansing in a while....

[eastbay]

Ok, here's another one from almost 40 years ago...

One time we went out driving around looking for some random fun as 16 year olds.

We happened into a well-known hooker district and pulled alongside a few girls calling them over to the open passenger side windows of our car by waving a few green notes.

When they were about three feet away we hit them full-blast with a couple of fire extinguishers. A total kodak moment, for sure. They were completely soaked with all that yucky white foam. Immediately, a carload of ILP's buddies came at us and chased us all the way back into Hayward from Oakland along the Nimitz freeway. We lost them, but it was a miracle no one was hurt and that memorable experience was a total thrill for a few young boys.

[I_Like_Plants]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', ']')The niggers must have hurt you. So it goes.

[Baldwin]

My High School experience (which ends may 8, 2008) has been dull at best and absolutely miserable at worst.

Things I wish I did:
1) Go to atleast 1 party
2) have someone to call a best friend
3) Go "hang out" with friend.
4) Have 1 girlfriend
5) Have sex with girlfriend
6) Not attend the school I did (all male, Catholic, revoltingly hypocritical)

[Nicholai]

After High School it's just great. I go to college, sleep in late, I work 2 jobs (one of which for the government). I can vote, I can drink beer when I want. There's parties every weekend, I can go to the bar and have a nice cold beer and do my homework. I go to class when I feel like it. The girls start looking less for the guy with the car and the money and more for the reasonably intelligent Eric Forman. It's a nice change.