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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby SpringCreekFarm » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 02:23:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'D')ude I try but you gotta understand how annoying girls are in my city. They're just consumers who think of nothing else but buying crap and getting drunk. I spend plenty of time away from the computer going to parties and all but my city is one of the richest suburbs in Canada. I can't help but talk to people about peak oil and shit like that and I'm just at this point where I look down on people who don't understand it. If I have sex with a girl, she'll want to date and the city is small enough that I won't just be able to disappear. She'll want to date and do consumer crap that I won't want to be apart of. Simple as that. There are some girls who don't fit that persona but they usually have boyfriends or I don't find them physically attractive.

I don't care if I'm a virgin, maybe I'm just saving this trebuchet of a back for one of those Scandinavia girls in August. I'll report a play by play if I come out victorious.


Try www.greensingles.com

I wish I had.

btw. I'm 41.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 02:37:13

41, holy shit. That's half of 82!
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby SpringCreekFarm » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:36:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', '4')1, holy shit. That's half of 82!


I know! Just think I have to live my whole life over again just to get to 82! See how freakin' young you are a now? Now go get laid.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby buzzard » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:25:13

Now I see why there are so many hotheads on this forum. You're all kids. The one regret that I have is that I must go through the most interesting time in history as an old man. Mostly all I can do is watch. It remains to be seen if any of the alleged wisdom which I have so carefully accumulated will be of any use.

Sixty-four and counting---very slowly.

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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:39:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'S')ome people are posting without listing their ages. holsteinhumper, for example.



Everyone on here if they frequent the board at all should know, not only my age, but what I look like, what I am doing with life, where I am from, how many chick I have banged. (ya, you heard me I said chicks, like the aging hipster I am.)
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby kabu » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 13:47:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', '1')8, virgin
beat that

ah man i so called that a few months ago, in one of your early threads
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby furrydog » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 16:15:01

25.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby kpeavey » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 19:23:17

41 as of last week
not a virgin, also as of last week
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Alcassin » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:51:39

24 :) aquarius :P
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:00:56

29 had sex for the first time when I was 14... with my moms best friend ... beat that


Of course I also until just this last september went 5 years without sex
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:13:59

Nothing in the OP about earliest sexual encounters or current frequency.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:21:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'N')othing in the OP about earliest sexual encounters or current frequency.


I noticed that too. Should I change the title of the thread?

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(Define "virgin" and "sexual encounter")
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:33:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'N')othing in the OP about earliest sexual encounters or current frequency.


I noticed that too. Should I change the title of the thread?

<---19

(Define "virgin" and "sexual encounter")


Nah, let's just get back on topic.

Any more oldies out there?
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby dinopello » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:34:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'B')ut there's already a sex thread:

Let's Talk About Sex

And Jason, considering what you've told us about your mom, I don't think we want to hear any more about that encounter. Eek!

I am 37.


There's already an age thread too.

I am 41 for a while.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:35:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'B')ut there's already a sex thread:

Let's Talk About Sex

And Jason, considering what you've told us about your mom, I don't think we want to hear any more about that encounter. Eek!

I am 37.


There's already an age thread too.

I am 41 for a while.


Hmm, okay. Well, I didn't know that.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:40:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', ' ')numbers are for nerds... I count beers
careful with the beer ... the more beer you drink ... the fuzzier the picture ... the fuzzier the logic and the nerds seem to double.How many beers on the wall? 55? So you like the perspective of a hoisted bottle of beer, as you glance through the bottom of a beer bottle, using them for lenses...hence the nerds seem to multiply as you consume more beer. 8O More beers = fuzzy vision = fuzzy logic = more nerds evidently appearing on the horrorizon ... But what it suggests to me, is that there is a direct and undeniable relationship between beer consumption and fucked up perspective as seen through the bottom of a beer bottle...wouldn't you say? Next step in the process. Issue the beer drinkin' youngster full of testosterone a gun and tell em' there are bogey men out there that need to be feared, found, and eliminated .... namaste

Funny you should say that, because I usually understand your posts better when I'm drunk. No offense, but I am serious. the alcohol makes it easier for the thoughts to flow through my brain and helps me get centered. My tiny brain expands with each beer I drink or so it seems. I'm on my 15th beer and you're actually starting to make sense.. should I be affraid?
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Wed 20 Feb 2008, 03:28:57

Didn't know I was gonna get so much flack for being a virgin. What if I fell on a gopher hole one time in BC and there was clearly entry? Does that count?
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Lighthouse » Wed 20 Feb 2008, 04:21:44

45 soon. Want to see what I look like? link
I am a sarcastic cynic. Some say I'm an asshole. Now that we have that out of the way ...
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby FreakOil » Wed 20 Feb 2008, 04:23:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'D')idn't know I was gonna get so much flack for being a virgin. What if I fell on a gopher hole one time in BC and there was clearly entry? Does that count?


Don't worry about it. I was 19 when I lost my virginity. She was a total nymphomaniac slut; we did it three times a day at least. My roommate - who kept a picture of Jesus on the wall - walked in on us all the time. She taught me all kinds of stuff.

But you need to get over your hang-ups. I'm upset too about all the silly shopaholics in my city; my chances of finding anything long-term here are almost nil. (Actually, I met a cute girl at the art gallery on my lunch break. This might be interesting. Fingers crossed.) That shouldn't stop me from getting laid, though, and it doesn't.

Just go to a party, talk a load of bollocks about whatever and get on with it. Forget Peak Oil for a little while. Just play games, lie, act, do what needs to be done. Forget about the other people in your town and all that other hogwash. In my experience, "lone wolf" tactics work the best. Leave your friends at home. You need to focus.

Good luck.

I'm 30, by the way.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby bodigami » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 00:15:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]50 today but more importantly 55 in 2012. Please note the Ka'bah in Mecca has 55 Rings of Brass fixed on the perimeter of this sacred CUBE. link Just something I noticed. What are your patterns in life? You can find them by studying the numbers. IMHO namaste

22, 26 @ 2012 patterns not, just important ages 14, 18, 22, 26
hmmm... 1 + 1 = 2 * 2 = 4 + 4 = 8 - 4 = 6
hehe, I think I'm "getting" how you make significance out of insignificant numbers... don't know if it's "good" or "bad"... but at least it is fun to be able to invent stuff out of thin air...
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