[Nicholai]

Yeah that'd be pretty sweet if he was just like.

"uhh...oil is peaking and the markets are bananas, so I'm moving to Costa Rica....." (steps off the podium and leaves with the secret service to the sound of silence)

[spear]

If he did that the markets would shoot straight up.

[roccman]

What could he possibly Expletive deleted. up in this speech? Inquiring minds what to know.

[dukey]

[flash width=400 height=326]http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5752494390378871865&hl=en[/flash]

[Zardoz]

[strider3700]

I missed it. Did he say anything interesting?

[Flowerr]

Is this it?

State of A union speech

Mars is too far, maybe we should only go to Saturn.
LOL.

Hyper billions of dollars for healthcare...

[Flowerr]

Is this it?

State of A union speech

I appreciated hill and obam at the end.

Pilossi is funny through the whole thing, like, What am i doing here?

[roccman]

Ok - now that we have that out of the way we can move on to the die off!!

[bonehead]

"Nucular"

[DoubleD]

Cheney sits directly behind him so that he can shove his hand up Bush's ass and make Bush's lips move .. if you look closely you can almost see Cheney's lips move when Bush "talks". It's no wonder Pelosi has that look on her face - since she was positioned to see the puppeteering from the most unflattering angle.

[vision-master]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('DoubleD', 'C')heney sits directly behind him so that he can shove his hand up Bush's ass and make Bush's lips move .. if you look closely you can almost see Cheney's lips move when Bush "talks". It's no wonder Pelosi has that look on her face - since she was positioned to see the puppeteering from the most unflattering angle.

[Flowerr]

Wow, that is an impassioned speach, He would probly win if he was running for president.

[SchroedingersCat]

My fellow 'mericans. I'll send you a check for $800 if you shut up and let me finish turning the Constitution into toilet paper. 9-11. Thank you.

[AlexdeLarge]

January 27, 2010 at 9 pm
Live from D.C. ! Its the State of the Union show. Starring Barack Hussein Obama with special guests....Snoop Dog, 50 cent and Lil Kim!!

The topic this year will be "It's all Bushes fault and those damn evil bankers!!" It will be his best campaign speech ever!!!!!!

Obama Moves to Centralize Control Over Party Strategy
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'P')resident Obama is reconstituting the team that helped him win the White House to counter Republican challenges in the midterm elections and recalibrate after political setbacks that have narrowed his legislative ambitions.

[Ainan]

A preview of Obama's speech.

[pablonite]

The great orator will need to muster all of his power if he starts talking about evil bankers.
When you hand over trillions of dollars to the banks and are currently conspiring with them on how to overhaul the whole financial system to make it better for the people, someone is going to call Expletive deleted.. on him. I hope.

[AlexdeLarge]

Don't forget to tune in tonight for the big shoe! You will hear some whoppers tonight!!! I wonder who he will sit in the stands as tonights sap story of the union?? Homeless Haitians, Unemployed Acorn workers, OctoMom............

Obama's Preposterous "Partial Spending Freeze"; Lessons of 1937
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/01/obamas-preposterous-partial-spending.html

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')his is so ridiculous I don't know how the administration is not embarrassed to death to present it. Moreover "The freeze would be measured overall and would not be applied across the board." The freeze is only for three years.

How can anyone in the Administration expect to be taken seriously about budget deficits after presenting this ridiculous plan?

[AlexdeLarge]

[Jotapay]

This should be the: "What I'm going to be doing as a better use of my time tonight than listening to the State of the BS speech".

I think I might reinstall World of Warcraft or wash labels off recycled glass bottles.