"At the end of the oil age, hydrocarbon man built the biggest machines, like this "Ford Truck" (pictured above). In the hopes of pleasing the oil gods, so they would bring forth great flowing fields of "light sweet crude oil." The most precious of elixirs.
The oil gods however did not pay heed to the giant shiny machines, as the elephant fields grew tired. Soothsayers said the center of the earth was full of oil, an infinite supply of bubbly crude oil, all for their taking. This made some of the oil people feel better, but the elephant fields started to run dry.
The oil people became desperate and started to feed their own food to the machines. They made themselves feel better by saying they were "saving the earth" with "eco" fuels, but they were only able to save the machines, for a short time. The oil people went hungry and the age of hydrocarbon man came to an end."
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