by TheDude » Sat 08 Dec 2007, 23:34:18
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('greenworm', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')olf in Sheep's Clothing. This monster tries to look harmless, but isn't. He says the meanest, most insulting, condescending things, but then ends each attack with a smiley-face icon. CR 5.
I think I found myself.

Also Planted Aganent.
There's the "1st Level Dude" but I think I've progressed a bit beyond "has no idea what's come before him and doesn't seem to care." If only a bit...
As I suspected, the product of a D&D expert - named Monte, of all things. Where's the Forum Mind Flayer? Or Gelatinous Cube?