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The Orange Peel Man

Unread postby Carlhole » Mon 03 Dec 2007, 00:14:00

Once, a long time ago, I was having sushi with a friend of mine in Hollywood. The sushi chef was really talented and his creations were sublime.

Some girl at the bar asked him to "do that thing with the orange" again. And he proceeded to slice up an orange really fast and spread it apart in stupendously thin slices that he made into a perfectly complex little sculpture. We were all amazed and everybody clapped and ordered more.

But, then my friend had the unmitigated audacity to request an orange and the use of the chef's own knife, which looked very professional and expensive. It was like asking to try a Samurai's sword! You could see the sort of disgruntlement on the chef's face, but he handed over an orange and his knife to my buddy anyway so as not to be rude or to spoil the fun. And my friend promptly began earnestly carving something intricate in the skin of the fruit. But he looked really lame and I started to feel self-conscious to be there with him.

Well, it took him a few minutes and you could tell everybody was starting to feel embarassed and uncomfortable and I could see that the chef was sort of frowning - after all, we had ruined his little orange moment. But pretty soon, my friend started peeling and then produced this!

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Except that my friend's orange-peel man was much better! He was was not only anatomically correct, but quite marvelously equipped because the pith was pulled out of the center of the orange just on the right spot on his little orange body.

Well, that just destroyed the place and we got a whole bunch of sushi for free from the people sitting around us and the chef was filling up our saki glasses with his own incredibly powerful liquor which sort of reminded my of nail polish remover (it was so strong).

It was great.

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Re: The Orange Peel Man

Unread postby mercurygirl » Mon 03 Dec 2007, 14:05:46

Is that a true story? Sounds like a very fun evening. I can imagine your friend thought, "now I know why I learned that trick", eh?
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Re: The Orange Peel Man

Unread postby Carlhole » Tue 04 Dec 2007, 23:41:08

Image

Now I'm seeing them everywhere!
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Re: The Orange Peel Man

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 05 Dec 2007, 00:20:52

I agree with mercurygirl, that sounds like a special evening. I can just picture the sushi chef's frowns turning to smiles and everybody laughing.
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Re: The Orange Peel Man

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Wed 05 Dec 2007, 22:31:20

Damn, I thought this thread about about that Mozilo guy......

Very very cool story!

Sushi chefs will give you all kinds of free stuff & a good time if you can impress them - a sushi bar is all about having a GOOD time with people w/o getting all snockered, a healthy buzz is OK though!

That strong drink was soju/shochu. I had some fellow patrons of a sushi bar give me the sliced cucumber strips that had been soaking in it, and I got a buzz off of those, wow.

I like the "community" aspect of sushi places, of course they're far, far out of my budget now and I'm not so sure about the fish in high-desert Arizona!
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