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If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby Kylon » Mon 26 Nov 2007, 05:03:34

What would you do?

How much power would you have?

How would people treat the weather master?


Also- If you could decrease/increase the amount of light or if you wanted increase growth rate of crops dramatically.
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Re: If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby Tanada » Mon 26 Nov 2007, 09:08:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', 'W')hat would you do?

How much power would you have?

How would people treat the weather master?


Also- If you could decrease/increase the amount of light or if you wanted increase growth rate of crops dramatically.


The first thing I would do is make sure nobody knew who I was. Otherwise you are subject to blackmail or murder of yourself or those you care about.

Secondly if I truely controlled the weather I would bring gentle rains to the desserts of the Earth in the arid zones every night so that they would grow grasslands and/or forests and in the process soak up gigatons of carbon emissions from foolish humans.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Re: If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:25:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tanada', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kylon', 'W')hat would you do?

How much power would you have?

How would people treat the weather master?


Also- If you could decrease/increase the amount of light or if you wanted increase growth rate of crops dramatically.


The first thing I would do is make sure nobody knew who I was. Otherwise you are subject to blackmail or murder of yourself or those you care about.

Secondly if I truely controlled the weather I would bring gentle rains to the desserts of the Earth in the arid zones every night so that they would grow grasslands and/or forests and in the process soak up gigatons of carbon emissions from foolish humans.


I would bring good weather to my friends and allies and non-stop horror to my enemies.

:)

And yes, gentle rains to the deserts is a good idea. The Amazon could use a few more rainclouds too.

Lastly, I'd keep the polar ice caps cold so as not to flood Louisiana, New York City, the Netherlands, etc.
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Re: If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby Twilight » Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:03:56

If I controlled the weather, I would make it rain in Atlanta, GA.

And rain.

And rain.

And rain.

Because without poetic unintended consequences, the supernatural would be boring.
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Re: If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby Gigashadow » Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:46:54

I would rain sulfuric acid on the nuttiest religious parts of the world.
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Re: If You Controlled The Weather...

Unread postby lotrfan55345 » Fri 30 Nov 2007, 01:23:00

snow snow snow snow
every day
in MPLS :]
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