by TWilliam » Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:49:48
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('perdition79', '"')Next time you fuel, check your tire pressure."
"What are you, nuts? Not only would I have to exert myself, but I'd have to get back in my SUV after fueling, move it over to the air hose (since they're not at the island any more), get back out of my SUV, and then to add insult to injury, I'd have to fork over a quarter (and in some areas 50 cents) to air up. And I'd have to practically run to do it before the pump shuts off or I'd have to pay more!"
What's a fat-ass to do?

"It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas? Is goin' bye-bye... "