[frankthetank]

So i was at the local recycling center filling up on wood chips (about a month ago) and i noticed some toilet paper strewn about.

A little background info, this place is accessible anytime, but after it gets dark, there are no lights or anything. Its also outside the city somewhat, so not many houses in the area.

So as i'm filling some garbage cans (in a trailer) with the chips, i start catching a smell, a familiar smell. Since i already could see the toilet paper, i knew it wasn't dog. I thought to myself this MIGHT be a good time to make sure nothing had gotten where it shouldn't have.

To make a long story short, I had shit (HUMAN) all over the bottom of one shoe and somehow it had gotten onto the leg of my pants. There was also some inside the trailer. The drive home had me hanging my head out the window. Soon after i hosed my shoes (still haven't worn them since) and the pants in the front yard of my house. I've decided to donate the pants to Goodwill.

What kind of SICK motherfu**er takes a dump (with TOILET PAPER) in a wood chip pile, when there is an outhouse 100 feet away (non flushing)????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sorry for delaying this story, i just haven't had the courage to share my ordeal

[truecougarblue]

I smell, I mean, I feel you, bro...

[Nicholai]

Life is hard, what can I say
Hard Knock Life

[kadoomsoon]

No worries, mate, its just them multiculturals trying to make everyone equally miserable and sharing their pain.
LOL.

[frankthetank]

I've stepped in dogshit before and thats bad enough. This is on a whole different scale. My wife when i got home was like, "You could get Hepatitis!".... Oh well. You live, you learn.

[RonMN]

Oh Frank, give the poor dude a break.

I envision this poor homeless old dude running like hell with his half a roll of TP...trying his best to make it to the shitter...only to have a blow-out as he passed the wood chip pile

Unlike you, he doesn't have another pair of jeans or shoes so he currently tries to avoid all people until the dried shit flakes off his cloths

[blukatzen]

Frank, Frank, Frank...

It's rough out there. I've seen parties down the block where the men are out in the alleys "watering the flowers". (result of "beer rental". You don't drink beer as much as you "rent" it.)
What do you expect w/one bathroom and 50 people dropping by for the kids' party?

At my old place, I remember having to go to work early one morning, up goes the garage door and one guy was getting serviced by a hooker 2 doors down in the alley. Nice.

Lots of shit in the alley too. Cat shit, dog shit, bird shit, squirrel shit. Kid shit too,sometimes. (diapers, etc.)

When I was last at the "Y" about 15 or so years ago, I went to take a shower after some laps in the pool, and there were dirty diapers in almost all the shower stalls. The women just left the poo-filled diapers in the stalls after changing their babies. They didn't come back and get them, they just left them. (I can understand not wanting to leave a slippery baby unattended, but jeez..get your kid's stinkin' diaper OUT of the shower lady!)

I promptly called for cleanup and sanitation, but the "Y" seemed uninterested, so I left, and called the sanitation dept. of that town, they didn't push it, I never went back.

And I DO have a strong tolerance for shit. I deal in shit. I have garden centers. In fact, I'll sell you shit all day long. What'dya want? Cow shit, horse shit, duck shit, chicken shit, llama shit (new this year!;-) , worm shit.
If I could sell my cat's shit, I would.
(I paid plenty for the stuff that went in the front end.)

Just wash everything down w/bleach water, it should be ok.
(I know you'll be taking showers w/lysol for a week, though.)

Good luck Frankie!

Blu

[Pops]

So you are going to donate your once soiled but now clean pants to Goodwill because you can’t stand the idea of wearing them…

[bonehead]

Here's another one:a coworker of mine said he went to the mall last sunday and was in his car outside waiting for his wife to leave the store when a minivan pulled up alongside his vehicle.A woman got out and opened the side sliding door,takes her child out of the car seat and promptly starts changing the child's diaper.When she's done she just tosses the disgusting thing into the parking lot!