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Megalocracy: New Form Of Government

Unread postby Carlhole » Tue 30 Oct 2007, 07:14:04

Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')ASHINGTON, DC—Political scientists at the Cato Institute announced Monday that they have inadvertently synthesized a previously theoretical form of government known as megalocracy.

"We were attempting to recreate a military junta in a controlled diplomatic setting, and we applied too much external pressure," said head researcher Dr. Adam Stogsdill, a leading expert in highly reactionary ruling systems. "The resultant government has the ruthless qualities of a dictatorship combined with the class solidarity of a plutocracy—it's quite a remarkable find."

Stogsdill explained that megalocracy is extremely unstable and can only exist in idealistic conditions for a few minutes before collapsing into anarchy.

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Re: Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

Unread postby FoxV » Tue 30 Oct 2007, 10:28:20

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'S')togsdill explained that megalocracy is extremely unstable and can only exist in idealistic conditions for a few minutes before collapsing into anarchy.


"I declare my self the Magalocarch of...."
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Its quantum physics meets political science. You see you create this government by bombarding a rouge state with highly charged Military radicals under intense global economic pressure, and Voila the megalocracy spontaneously forms but quickly decays with a half life of about 1 minute. :roll:

Stick to studying politics guys and stop trying to create it
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Re: Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

Unread postby benzoil » Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:32:12

"rouge state"

I know its a typo, but I love the idea of a Communist regime with artistic pretensions... 8)
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Re: Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

Unread postby americandream » Tue 30 Oct 2007, 14:48:44

Lol...capitalists will go to incredible lengths to keep you stupified.
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Re: Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

Unread postby FoxV » Tue 30 Oct 2007, 15:07:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('benzoil', '"')rouge state"

sorry. A hazard of being the only non-francophone in a francophone family :roll:

But ya know, its been so long since I've written the word rogue, it actually brings me back to my days of play Rogue

Boy, Koyaanisqatsi and now Rogue, just re-living my youth today (ya I was a pretty lonely kid)
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Re: Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

Unread postby Slowpoke » Wed 31 Oct 2007, 20:47:53

You know things are going really bad when humourous pseudo-news start sounding more and more plausible.
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