[greenworm]

I figure I would start a thread for those that don't mind going down the rabbit hole. First, build a rabbit hole. How far down? Til you hit water, ah water the necessity of life, it's mucky and full of life forms, yum. Yeah, you're going want to learn how to fix those problems. If you are smart, you will have to create another pond for catfish, yummy catfish.

Should I cover my rabbit hole? Yes, this will take some foresight. Look for a rock that you can't possibly lift that will cover you, in fact, the rabbit hole and it's surrounding areas should be covered with rocks, larger the better. How the hell am I going to lift this rock? You'll see. How does one see in the rabbit hole? Bic lighters and torches, load up baby, load up. Kindling is essential. Won't it get smoky in my rabbit hole? Yes. Vent, but don't over do it.

How does one eat in a rabbit hole? Campell soup heated up by your trusty torch and catfish, yum. When do I go into my rabbit hole? Once time appears altered, it is time to sit near the rabbit hole. How long does one stay in the rabbit hole? Once the ride ends.

After I leave my rabbit hole, can I go to the grocery store to get some real food? No. Why? I said no. It is wise to plant potatoes/beans/lettuce, low light bearing crops near the rabbit hole and surrounding areas. Ra's purple berry or raspberry and grapes growing around your rabbit hole is necessary. Asparagus is a good bet.

Should I learn to forage? Yes. fat is better than skinny. Where do I go to the bathroom? In your rabbit hole silly, dig another comparment for this and plan to adjust for the smell. Should I learn to hunt? Yes. But I am vegetarian? Then prepare to eat a ton of dandelions.

Where does the rabbit hole end? It doesn't, for christ sakes, have you not been following the rabbit hole. What is has always been.
Good luck all. Greenworm signing out.

[aldente]

There is always the option to quit eating and drinking altogether. So what is the fuzz all about? Check Wiki on Inedia.
The simple answer to your mental task is:
TO CONTINUE BUSINESS AS USUAL of course, (why would we continue to post here otherwise)?

[Kylon]

Three words: Hibernation Inducement Trigger. Deep hibernation for 30 years, when you wake up, it's all over. The depopulation occurs, you get out of there, and enjoy the new found freedoms of the world your in.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER- THis is not medical advice, this is just an idea. If you use this you are risking your own life with an extremely risky untested experimental procedure. This could result in death. Consult your physician before doing anything like this. IN fact consult your physician before doing anything, because anything and everything is dangerous and thus you need a professional opinion to tell you otherwise. There, I think that about covered it.

[aldente]

Well that's quite a dark vision. Is this your personal credo of the world as we know it coming to an end?

[bodigami]

...we should make a funniest peakoil.com posts competition.

[aldente]

this is not funny, rather scary, or is it not?

[greenworm]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'R')abbits, as most creatures who have built tunnel systems, have more than one exit strategy.