$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', '
')The statistical odds of finding a woman who is tolerable and attractive are extremely low. I'd say they're about as low as buying a winning lottery ticket. Actually, they're probably as low as the odds of stumbling upon a winning lottery ticket lying on the ground next to Jimmy Hoffa's corpse petrified in molasses.
interesting writing, Freakoil. The Jimmy Hoffa's corpse and the molasses thing was pretty good. I remember a line in a movie once , I think it was 

