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Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 20:35:05

I try really hard. I crack jokes day after day. But I know in my heart that I will never be as funny as Madpaddy. I'm resigned to my fate.
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby paimei01 » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:06:16

I am the funniest person alive ! I am so funny ! :lol:
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:25:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('paimei01', 'I') am the funniest person alive ! I am so funny ! :lol:
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby paimei01 » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:36:44

There is nothing funny about the question or my answer to it ! :)
Answer : all of them :)
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:44:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('paimei01', '
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that's a lot!
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby NEOPO » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:47:18

My ego was thinking this would be another PMS vs. Neopo thread yet again you have let me down 8)
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:53:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'M')y ego was thinking this would be another PMS vs. Neopo thread yet again you have let me down 8)
hey, there's more than just you and me here pal. Punch thrown, give me one too. 8)
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby dukey » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 21:59:24

Warning this is rude ..

There are 3 women sitting at the bar.

The first woman goes, my pussy is so loose I can stick my whole finger up it.
The second woman laughs and says, that's nothing, I can still my whole fist up mine.
The third woman just slides down the stool.
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Fri 31 Aug 2007, 22:18:46

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A:They both have a have a Pre/Post Apocaliptic plan for your life.


Q:How many doomers with a codependent personalites does it take to reload a empty magazine during a food riot?

A:3-one to reload, a second to give the first doomer verbal affirmations of praise, and the third to update their blog with HA! I TOLD YOU SO!!!
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby NEOPO » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 00:04:35

So far, Dukey wins but Prairie mule has some good stuff as well.

I have nothing as I am just the guy who laughs last 8)
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 00:27:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dukey', '
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The first woman goes, my pussy is so loose I can stick my whole finger up it.
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this wins?

i do not get this joke...why would a woman say this? of course i realize that it is part of the 'joke' but the fact that no woman would ever say such a thing makes it, well, not funny.

some here on po.com like to make fun of the 'sheeple' on a daily basis..but sitting around day after day waiting smugly for the end...what is that?

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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby jboogy » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 00:52:34

Ah loves me some pink floyd .
A little kid is sitting on a bench in the park stuffing candybars into his mouth one after the other. An old man sitting on a bench across from him watches this for awhile until his maternal side gets the best of him and he can't help commenting to the child , " you know sonny ,eating that many candybars at once isn't good for you ,they'll rot your teeth and mebbe' give you the diabetes ", the little boy glances at the old man with a slight look of annoyance crossing his face " well" , says the boy " my gramma and grampa both lived to be a hunnert years old "."your grandparents lived to be that old and they ate candy like that ?"the old man wonders aloud . "No" , the urchin replies " they lived to be a hunnert cause they learned how to mind their own fucken' business"
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 01:42:50

jboogy, you're on my short list.

Gotta think about it some more...funny is so subjective...I could come up with a half dozen pretty quick.

Who knew PO could be funny?
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby Plantagenet » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 01:51:58

Jboogy gets my vote.

The dancing cat's comments are funny without being mean-spirited and also show clever insights into the topics. :-D
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby jboogy » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 02:05:28

" funny is so subjective "----mercgirl , you said a mouthful there . I find myself laughing at things no one else thinks is funny all the time , my daughter is the same way. We sometimes watch spongebob squarepants and burst out laughing at stuff that my son and wife can't see , it could be something as simple as a drop of drool coming out of Patricks mouth at the perfect moment and we're the only ones that find it funny . On the flip side I don't find 99% of the sitcoms on primetime funny at all , seinfeld , simpsons , futurama , king of the hill , cheers , that's about it , the rest of em' ain't worth a shit . Random , ridiculous stupidity is funny to me !
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 16:39:25

Mule:Did you hear about the doomer with Obsessive-Compulsive that purchased a fully automatic CAR-15?

PMS:No.

Mule: He sold it after one week.

PMS:What?

Mule:He loved the rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat the gun made at the range. .

PMS:So why did he sell it? I thought folks with OCD love repetition!

Mule:He couldn't wash his hands in between rounds.
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 16:53:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
')Mule:He loved the rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat the gun made at the range. .

Mule:He couldn't wash his hands in between rounds.
Hi PM. Now this doesn't apply to me, I'm sure. I haven't taken a bath or shower for four weeks. I probably smell like a Frenchman. heh heh.
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 17:29:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
')Mule:He loved the rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tat the gun made at the range. .

Mule:He couldn't wash his hands in between rounds.
Hi PM. Now this doesn't apply to me, I'm sure. I haven't taken a bath or shower for four weeks. I probably smell like a Frenchman. heh heh.


I know. The bathing doesn't surprise me, you have always been a true Renaissance Man.
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Re: Who Is The Funniest?

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 01 Sep 2007, 19:54:10

PMS, I'm not surprised either. Silly rabbit.
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