Does it really matter where I've been in the context of this discussion? How come I'm the only one here that constantly need to prove my credentials to everybody?
I do realise, however, that I need to extend my sincerest apologies to the esteemed members of this board for my shameful abuse of the words "dude" and "crash". Only after I uttered those careless phrases did I realise that Americans have got copyright on those words. Thanks for pointing that out to me; I am definitely deluded.
Back to the question at hand: Where have I been to? I've been to Brittain, USA, France, Namibia, Angola, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Malawi, Tanzania, Lesotho, Swaziland, Zimbabwe and of course good ol' South Africa. Alas, I know the drill by now. You're going to say that I'm lying and I'll have to scan my passport as evidence. Not so?
Well, it was fun but I'm out of here. Let's talk about something else. My head hurts from all the concentrating. Need I remind you that my cranium is pretty much devoid of any significant brain mass when compared to your highly evolved Western genius?
May I leave you with this thought: Nothing that I've seen posted during the course of this prolonged thread by my many detractors has been even close to substantive enough to make me believe that you know sh*t about Africa. As long as your primary source of information about this troubled continent remains Wikipedia then your opinion does not warrant any further rebuttal from me.
I'll leave you to get the last word.