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Short Definitions of Power Generation Technologies

Unread postby EnergySpin » Mon 20 Mar 2006, 04:24:14

Very detailed discussion of the different forms of power generation. The section on fossil fuels includes a reference to an alternative fuel that has been suppressed since 1972 8O 8O
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Wind Farm
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Re: Short Definitions of Power Generation Technologies

Unread postby Tanada » Thu 24 May 2007, 20:40:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('EnergySpin', 'V')ery detailed discussion of the different forms of power generation. The section on fossil fuels includes a reference to an alternative fuel that has been suppressed since 1972 8O 8O
Energy
Fossil Fuels
Wind Farm


OK I admit it, this level of sarcasm is why I miss Energyspins uhm "Contribution" to PO.com

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')ind farm
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
The Wind Farm is the never-ending source of energy that is being developed to power Uncyclopedia during the coming years.

The device is composed of two pure substances:

Cannabis - popular recreational drug known for its ability to attract hippies.
Tofu - tasteless vegan protein-substitute known for its ability to attract health freaks.
The device operates on the principle that smoke always blows towards the non-smoker. Place a pile of cannabis next to a pile of tofu; the former will attract hippies who will start to smoke it, and the latter will attract health freaks toward whom the smoke will be attracted. A traditional wind turbine built between the two will thus be provided with a constant source of wind.

This is not to be confused with a traditional wind farm where wind seeds are planted to grow wind for harvest and placed on the side of a target to blow everything out of your cart as you turn around the corner.

Oscar Wilde, always one to recognize the violation of laws of thermodynamics, found a way to harness the limitless kinetic energy of the endlessly drifting ganja smoke to power his Uncyclopedia. The device is expected to replace the Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device and the Cat-Toast Device as soon as engineers have solved the few remaining problems regarding soap.

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wind_farm"
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