Just draft all the plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills to do liposuction on two-thirds of the country. This will supply us with enough fuel to ensure the desired "soft-landing."
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.
You guys are so silly. If you learned anything from watching "The Fight Club" it would be that lard is for soap to sell to rich people. Then and only then do you take that money and buy oil. You guys are so silly.