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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby katkinkate » Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:33:33

IQ isn't a measure of how much you know! It's a measure of how fast/efficiently your mind works. Thus the pattern recognition and word puzzles. General knowledge questions, especially when biased to a specific group/nationality have no place in a genuine IQ test.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 12:04:15

I scored 26.

The only question is: Can I still join the smarter than thou club?

I promise not to rock the boat when the tsunami hits. :roll:
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:16:02

I believe it may impossible to score below a 60 and still be able to type. Due to the fact that you can conjure up full sentences, I must conclude that you have a higher IQ than President Bush.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:25:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', 'I') believe it may impossible to score below a 60 and still be able to type. Due to the fact that you can conjure up full sentences, I must conclude that you have a higher IQ than President Bush.


Please don't compare me to the village idiot.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:18:21

Well I am sorry, but if the shoe fits :P
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:19:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', 'W')ell I am sorry, but if the shoe fits :P


Hahaha, good answer. :-D
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby grabby » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:29:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'I') scored 26.

The only question is: Can I still join the smarter than thou club?

I promise not to rock the boat when the tsunami hits. :roll:


iMPOSSIBLE i JUST TOOK IT AND ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUETION WRONG AND GOT 87.

pANTS ON FIRE.

If you answer every question wrong you get a minimum 87.
You can't flunk it.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:36:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('grabby', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'I') scored 26.

The only question is: Can I still join the smarter than thou club?

I promise not to rock the boat when the tsunami hits. :roll:


iMPOSSIBLE i JUST TOOK IT AND ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUETION WRONG AND GOT 87.

pANTS ON FIRE.


I bow to thee oh idiot. :lol:
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby jesus_of_suburbia_old » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:33:27

116

Like I need to feel more self-conscious.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:54:34

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') believe it may impossible to score below a 60 and still be able to type.


A person who scored in the 20s in early grade school has typed this sentence.



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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 00:05:47

Me can't type and me got an iq of 128. I bees specail
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 00:14:33

I can type over 55 words per minute and I'm a retard.

What does that mean in the larger picture?
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 00:26:42

Doesn't mean anything really. I am just happy to always score very well on something, since I never get laid and have no other way to feel better about my sad pathetic life.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 00:30:10

Sounds like you need to visit the Lateralus whore house of love, where every customer feels important no matter how small the member may be. :lol:
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 01:08:21

hey hey hey!!!

This has nothing to do with my member, he is just fine. It's the ugly mug that is getting in the way
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby lateralus » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 01:24:14

Sorry bud, I'm sure your membership in the club of love is fine.

If you are ever in a state of self-doubt as to your ugly mug just remember how bad it can get, check this ugly fuck out.

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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby davep » Thu 29 Mar 2007, 08:41:06

Don't knock it. The bowl cut will be back in fashion with a vengeance come PO.
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Re: Another IQ test

Unread postby winstonsmith » Fri 30 Mar 2007, 21:48:52

YOUR IQ SCORE IS:

149

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All that useless knowledge about who built what when something was signed and I don't even know how to create the little quote thing.

This test doesn't resemble a good iq test at all. You don't have to be intelligent to know trivia. I don't think psychometric testing is very effective in determining one's intelligence anyways.

Look up Chris Langan on youtube and be afraid.
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