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Captain America Is dead

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 16:27:18

I say it's a fitting time.

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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 16:41:30

Good we won't miss the fat crypto-Fascist fucker.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby cynicalheretic » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 16:46:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'G')ood we won't miss the fat crypto-Fascist fucker.



Iron man is more of the Fascist. Captain fought for freedom. Iron Man kept pushing that all hero's should have to be registered with the government.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 16:47:44

Most of them are/were Fascist. Spider - Man is a real "on the side of the ordinary guy" superhero, and lo and behold, he has to hide out from the law.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 17:08:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'C')aptain America Is dead

I admit. I did it! In the library. With the lead pipe.
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Unread postby PrairieMule » Wed 07 Mar 2007, 17:27:09

I have it on good authority a Steve Rogers clone was created for such an event and is currently taking Karate lessons at a YMCA in Plano,Tx.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby ironborne » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 00:16:50

It's not surprising. It seems to me that Marvel has gone out of their way to screw up all the storylines. I pick one up for the kids sometimes and I know the stories but the endings seem different and origins have been changed.
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Unread postby shakespear1 » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 05:42:28

I worked in Plano and never recall hearing about him being in the neighborhood. But that was when ARCO was still there and Plano didn't balloon outward yet. :-D :-D :-D
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Unread postby pup55 » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 05:47:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he superhero was spawned when a scrawny arts student named Steve Rogers, ineligible for the army because of his poor health but eager to serve his country, agreed to a "Super Soldier Serum" injection. The substance made him a paragon of physical perfection, armed only with his shield, his strength, his smarts and a command of martial arts.


But McGwire and Barry Bonds do exactly the same thing and they become social outcasts. Go figure.
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Unread postby eXpat » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 14:23:17

So, who kill the bastard? Who was the sniper?
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby RonMN » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 16:06:56

The sniper was Cap's lover...also agent of S.H.I.E.L.D...damn women! Can't trust a one of 'em :)
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Unread postby RonMN » Thu 08 Mar 2007, 16:21:56

Breaking News: Doubts Of Captain Americas Death

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Confusion about today's headline is apparently the result of recent celebrations of the success of superhero-cloning efforts. Calls for further investigation arose after this week's Congressional hearings on questions about the ethics of firings at top levels of Justice were thought to develop out of work of the ongoing experiment...
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Fri 09 Mar 2007, 02:18:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eXpat', 'S')o, who kill the bastard? Who was the sniper?


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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby eXpat » Fri 09 Mar 2007, 06:54:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eXpat', 'S')o, who kill the bastard? Who was the sniper?


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I see, what caliber did you use?. Can you get Superman as well? :P
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby RonMN » Wed 14 Mar 2007, 21:06:14

All jest aside...It was 20-some years ago that "Cap" taught me what true patriotism was...

He was getting chewed out by the president of the USA, and he told the president..."I cannot follow that order, it is illegal, immoral & unethical" (as he ran his fingers thru the American flag in the oval office).

The prez said forcefully "Captain America...I was told you were loyal"...

Cap said (holding up Old Glory infront of himself)... "I am loyal...to the DREAM Mr, president".

He ordered Cap to turn is his shield.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby captain_ignorant » Wed 14 Mar 2007, 21:32:31

I abhor super heroes.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby lateralus » Wed 14 Mar 2007, 21:41:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('captain_ignorant', 'I') abhor super heroes.


I agree. Subpar heroes are better.

"George the Iraqi tamer" comes to mind more than others.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby captain_ignorant » Wed 14 Mar 2007, 23:33:46

Tangent Man

Sees the problem and goes off on a tangent...
Possibly a bit close to home there.
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Re: Captain America Is dead

Unread postby lateralus » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 00:17:37

In my country of Kazakhstan Tangent Man a great national hero. Please be my friend on the myspaces.
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