[Lokutus]

Is there an afterlife we should prefer over thsi one?

Here's the recently discovered Gospel of Thomas on the subject:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he similarities between the two gospels are remarkable, as much for what they do not say as for what they do. Like Jefferson's gospel, Thomas's ignores the virgin birth. Thomas's Jesus never performs a miracle, never calls himself the Son of God, and never claims that he will have to die for the sins of humankind. Instead he tells parables, he issues instructions, and, most alarmingly, he locates the kingdom of God in that one place we might never look—right in front of us.

[Loki]

Um, hello, gardening, getting wasted, and screwing big-breasted virgins for eternity? What more could you possibly want? I bet they even let you grow ganja in the garden.

The Koran's description of heaven:
"gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34).

[gampy]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '"')gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34).

[Lokutus]

Looks like PMS is out clubbing tonight.



Hey PMS, let me know if you ever need a good wingman.