[Lokutus]

That every white person in America is Jewish.

All judges are black females.

All police chiefs are black males.

As a straight white dude I am but a tiny minority in TV-land.

How did TV get so screwed up?

[perdition79]

If space aliens sat through a typical commercial break, they'd probably think we're all impotent, small-wanged, clinically depressed insomniacs -- but are taking drugs to correct these problems. If they tuned to Comedy Central late at night, they'd question why all young, blonde Earth women have "Girls Gone Wild" stickers affixed to their breasts.

[Doly]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('perdition79', 'I')f space aliens sat through a typical commercial break, they'd probably think we're all impotent, small-wanged, clinically depressed insomniacs -- but are taking drugs to correct these problems. If they tuned to Comedy Central late at night, they'd question why all young, blonde Earth women have "Girls Gone Wild" stickers affixed to their breasts.

[alpha480v]

If space aliens watched our TV, they would conclude that this planet could be easily assimilated, but would weaken the collective.

[Aaron]

I'd imagine they would say:

"Remember when we used to that that? <creepy alien laughter> ...Good times... good times..."

Obviously dogs rule this planet...