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Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 15:44:37

Please let me know what you think

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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 16:42:25

Was it really that bad? damn, man, that's grim. I grew up with a doting, loving mother who read me the stories of Frank L. Baum and fed me well. I guess there are always casualties of the DNA drive to reproduce which trumps poor little individual egos. We wouldn't be here otherwise, but it's tuff sometimes! 8O (btw, it's "anally" "annaly" is a name or something)
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby gego » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:06:31

Hope this is fiction!

I thought that crack cocaine did not show up until the mid 1980's. A 28 year old would have been born in 1978.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:11:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'W')as it really that bad? damn, man, that's grim. I grew up with a doting, loving mother who read me the stories of Frank L. Baum and fed me well. I guess there are always casualties of the DNA drive to reproduce which trumps poor little individual egos. We wouldn't be here otherwise, but it's tuff sometimes! 8O (btw, it's "anally" "annaly" is a name or something)


Thanks for the correction, actually it was much worse... but I am leaving out the really bad stuff. i.e. ciggerette burns to my body and such. I just want it to seem a little humorous instead of all bad
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:12:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gego', 'H')ope this is fiction!

I thought that crack cocaine did not show up until the mid 1980's. A 28 year old would have been born in 1978.


Actually it was heroin, but crack whore is just easier.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby Chicken_Little » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:46:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gego', 'H')ope this is fiction!

I thought that crack cocaine did not show up until the mid 1980's. A 28 year old would have been born in 1978.


Actually it was heroin, but crack whore is just easier.



Can I have your mom's number?
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:47:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Chicken_Little', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('gego', 'H')ope this is fiction!

I thought that crack cocaine did not show up until the mid 1980's. A 28 year old would have been born in 1978.


Actually it was heroin, but crack whore is just easier.



Can I have your mom's number?


I haven't seen or heard from her in 25 years, so if you find it sure. Let me know it as well
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 17:54:32

Did you see the movie Trainspotting about the heroin addicts? You got off better than the little baby in that flick. Count yourself lucky.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 18:16:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'D')id you see the movie Trainspotting about the heroin addicts? You got off better than the little baby in that flick. Count yourself lucky.


I don't whine about my childhood, I frankly don't care I am just working on the story of my life told with a little humor. Alot of people have had childhoods a hundred times worse than mine
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 18:52:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('cynicalheretic', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'D')id you see the movie Trainspotting about the heroin addicts? You got off better than the little baby in that flick. Count yourself lucky.


I don't whine about my childhood, I frankly don't care I am just working on the story of my life told with a little humor. Alot of people have had childhoods a hundred times worse than mine
yeah, you could have been given drugs and a rifle and trained to kill at the age of eight. That goes on in this insane world.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby NEOPO » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 20:30:48

if it were my country being attacked I would not only arm the children but the elderly and the homeless!! :shock:

not bad dude - more detail - if it was heroin then say heroin etc etc.
specifics is good.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 20:39:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'i')f it were my country being attacked I would not only arm the children but the elderly and the homeless!! :shock:
yeah, you'd put guns in the hands of children and drug them to get over the shock. fucking stoner. quit pretending to be compassionate. Children, old folks, and women are supposed to be off limits in war.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby NEOPO » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:14:47

Hmmm yes well tell that to the estimated 655,000 dead Iraqi's or the 6 MILLION JEWS who died as a direct result of AMERICAN companies funding Nazi Germany or perhaps get a pulpit and preach it to the Native Americans who were raped, tortured, murdered and ultimately rounded up and fenced in like cattle on reservations.

Stop trying to cast your apathy spell here illusionist!
Spreading your racial hatred yet made up all pretty in fancy dress "like a ballerina".
Okay okay............I will stop pretending to be compassionate when you stop pretending that those are your real teeth! :lol:

pffft! Stoner?
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:18:12

I've still got my teeth, NEO. heh heh.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby MD » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:29:01

In a jar at your bed side?
(i just couldn't resist)
Stop filling dumpsters, as much as you possibly can, and everything will get better.

Just think it through.
It's not hard to do.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby NEOPO » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:30:50

yeah in the same night stand draw as yer viagra and depends!! 8)
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:33:22

no, I really still have my teeth. what, you're four years younger than me, what a joke!
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby NEOPO » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:39:18

how have you deduced my age sherlock?
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 21:46:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'h')ow have you deduced my age sherlock?
I know you probably won't welcome this, but I get a kick out of your posts. You have telegraphed your age in case you didn't know. I'm proud to be 52. In a couple months I'll be 53. no big deal. Some day I will die.
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Re: Working on the story of my life

Postby cynicalheretic » Mon 01 Jan 2007, 22:56:05

you guys are funny.
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