Make sure to read through the steps.
Though no definitive inoculation exists against the disease, there are several steps that can be taken to minimize infection when exposed to a Muslim.
- Prevent the Muslim from coming into contact with other individuals using a cage or leash.
- Properly dispose of hazardous items like copies of the Koran by flushing them down a toilet.
- Use a condom or other prophylactic when handling infected fluids.
- Ward your theophanic membranes using ritual hats or caps.
- To prevent deterioration of your brain's western hemisphere, say the word "freedom" constantly.
