by MrBill » Wed 20 Dec 2006, 11:09:05
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but, as the casting director, i say we ditch the Kevin Costner look a like and insert someone a bit more manly...say Clint Eastwood in his spagetti western days! mmm, yeah!
Or maybe Terrence Hill, Clint Eastwood and Kevin Costner ALL in the same spaghetti post peak oil western, and each could eat more beans and be more A-social than the next?
"Hey, Mis-Ter, I see your McMansion only has C3 thermal insulation? Around these parts we expect C4."
"I guess you and me just don't like one another? So whaddya suppose we do about it, eh?"
"Slap-fest?"
"How about a burping contest? Or maybe you're chicken, huh?"
"Fine with me, just don't cry if I slap your waterworld butt!"
"No problems, May-o-naise."
"Dude, that was Richard Geere in 'An Officer and a Gentleman'. You don't see any sheet brown gerbals around here do ya?"
"Oops. Sorry, man! I mean, you Dago, SUV driving, soccer girly man."
Clint Eastwood removes his oxygen breathing aparatus and pipes up, "hey, I won a life time achievement award, punks."
But no one noticed. Hey, that's show biz post peak oil. There are a lot of has-beens as well as also-rans and never-will-be's around.
The organized state is a wonderful invention whereby everyone can live at someone else's expense.