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Unread postby Aaron » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 11:22:38

SETI will announce something major tomorrow.

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Re: To Serve Man

Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 11:29:15

There is only today....so fess up !! ;-)
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Unread postby PrairieMule » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 11:54:10

Major discoveries in the scientific community usually follow the winds of rumored goverment and grant cutoffs.
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Unread postby Aaron » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 12:26:00

I predict they will announce the discovery of an alien message.
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Unread postby Last_Laff » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 12:43:12

I predict that a huge comet will be heading this way...
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Unread postby MD » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 12:45:06

I predict they will announce and end to operations due to loss of funding.
Stop filling dumpsters, as much as you possibly can, and everything will get better.

Just think it through.
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Unread postby Aaron » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:01:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'A')wesome, does that mean the aliens are going to save us from peak oil and we will get to have a Star Trek future after all? So I can go on being a techno geek indefinitely without regard for the ecological health of the planet and the emotional health of humans? SWEET. Phew, that was a close one. For awhile there I thought I was going to have to get my hands dirty.

Seriously though, how did you happen to come by this news? I can't find a press release or anything (although I admit I only spent about 2-3 minutes looking) besides that one page you linked to.


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Unread postby Dreamtwister » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:08:41

Me thinks someone's been watching too much "Twilight Zone" LOL!
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Re: To Serve Man

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:34:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'A')wesome, does that mean the aliens are going to save us from peak oil and we will get to have a Star Trek future after all?
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Unread postby seahorse » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:41:28

Maybe this is Karl Rove's "October surprise."
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Unread postby emersonbiggins » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:45:11

Have they found intelligent life on Earth yet? And by 'intelligent,' I mean animals that don't shit in their own house...
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Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 14:44:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', 'H')ave they found intelligent life on Earth yet? And by 'intelligent,' I mean animals that don't shit in their own house...
Sure. My dog doesn't shit in the house. Heck. Even I don't shit in the house. That's what the OUT-house is for.
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Unread postby PrairieMule » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 14:44:54

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This ought to help Hillary in 08'
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Unread postby emersonbiggins » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 16:57:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('emersonbiggins', 'H')ave they found intelligent life on Earth yet? And by 'intelligent,' I mean animals that don't shit in their own house...
Sure. My dog doesn't shit in the house. Heck. Even I don't shit in the house. That's what the OUT-house is for.


'house' = euphemism

The earth has no outhouse. :-D
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Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:06:41

wait..the earth is an outhouse! ;-)

Is this a fark?

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') work for (insert company name); So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cos some (insert target group) believe anything they hear.


What would you prefer - agressive aliens attack! or really big rock traveling really fast toward earth? ;-)
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Re: To Serve Man

Unread postby seahorse2 » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:21:55

Unfortunately, the link posted by Aaron has been updated to state that tomorrow's announcement will be mundane and will not include the finding of aliens. The creation theory stands.
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Unread postby Grifter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:24:59

They've found glen miller!
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Unread postby emersonbiggins » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 17:26:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'w')ait..the earth is an outhouse! ;-)


We all live in a bathroom. :oops:
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Re: To Serve Man

Unread postby NEOPO » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 18:01:17

Why do I always gotta be the one with toilet paper stuck to their shoe!! ;-)
I had never went fark hunting before.....

This was interesting:

Why We Must Flee the Planet: The Geometry of Earth is All Wrong

doh!
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Unread postby emersonbiggins » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 18:17:53

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'W')hy do I always gotta be the one with toilet paper stuck to their shoe!! ;-)
I had never went fark hunting before.....

This was interesting:

Why We Must Flee the Planet: The Geometry of Earth is All Wrong

doh!


I see die-off is not considered as a possibility. Interesting - the eternal optimists...
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