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What is your IQ?

160+ (Wile E. Coyote is my uncle)
6
No votes
140-160 (I'm wicked smart baby)
30
No votes
120-140 (Smarter 'n most)
36
No votes
100-120 (Better than average!)
3
No votes
80-100 (I think IQ tests are inherently biased)
2
No votes
 
Total votes : 77

Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby emersonbiggins » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 00:06:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'H')mmmm.....no need for me to lie about a test I took 12 years ago. I specifically remember my school counselor relaying my score to me. If any of you would like, I could probably look him up, have him scan the test in and post it online.


It's not that people here don't believe you in particular, but that they don't believe the results of this poll. Having so many 140+ scorers concentrated in one area, even where participants are more well educated than average, is next to impossible.


I know; I can only vouch for myself. I will say that if I were to lie, I might be tempted to select "over 160," but maybe that's the beauty of selecting "140-160" instead. :-D
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby Carlhole » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 00:26:45

Take the "R U Stupid" test:
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_stupid.php

I found that 17% of people are less stupid than I am.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 00:54:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')ake the "R U Stupid" test:
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_stupid.php

I found that 17% of people are less stupid than I am.


99% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
0% scored lower (less stupid).


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Looks like I'm a nerd. :P

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'i')f anybody figures out the second number pattern question . . .

1, 1, 2 . . . and so on,

please let me know.


Figure out who Leonardo Pisano Fibonacci is. That should help.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:05:15

I considered the idea after the post didn't show the image. I decided there wouldn't be anything to gain by taking the time to upload it. The post shall remain unmodified.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:14:00

Now see here... 15's a great marry'in age!

Just kidding.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:30:55

The test is in error. Number of planets is 8. Not nine. If one were to include the dwarf planets, the number is 11, still not nine.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:35:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') farmer has 20 sheep, and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left?


Bad question. There are still 20 sheep left, 5 dead ones, and 15 live ones.

Doing the integer sum(1..10) addition on paper costs you points. Hmmmm. I guess style counts. Grr.

So.. if I do the addition in my head, lie about the number of planets, and ignore the dead sheep, I get a 4. Otherwise it spits out a 10.

I wonder what I'm losing points on.
ok, after poking the test.. I missed:
1) how much dirt in a hole (duhh)
2) ... newspaper in half (duhh)
3) and couldn't visualize what the heck those sideways, stretched lines were. Even knowing what the answer is supposed to be, I still can't see it.

I suppose that was fun.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:53:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'W')oaaah. The edge of the flat panel just went LSD on me.


Quit your whining. You ain't seen nothing until a giant floating decapitated medusa head with a forked tongue, tapeworms for hair, and a neck with tree roots hanging from the bottom with blood dripping from them is spitting blood bubbles at you. While awake.

THAT is sleep deprivation, the ultimate hallucinogen!

I'd like to mention that LSD has nothing on it, from my own experiences. YMMV.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 01:57:00

I'd like to see one of these really smart people punctuate this:

jim where bill had had had had had had had had had was right.

It can be done quite nicely to make perfect sense.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:03:23

Jim, where Bill had had, "had," had had, "had had." "Had had" was right.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby Carlhole » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:06:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I')'d like to see one of these really smart people punctuate this:

jim where bill had had had had had had had had had was right.

It can be done quite nicely to make perfect sense.


jim, where bill had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" was right.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:10:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('The_Toecutter', 'J')im, where Bill had had, "had," had had, "had had." "Had had" was right.
Damn, you smart! Tipsy even! I couldn't do that when I saw it, but from what we've been reading here, it isn't all sweetness and light to have a really high intelligence. I'm smarter than the average bear, but just a little. No chart topper here.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:18:18

Is there a name for when you have "that that" "had had" etc in a sentence? I know we all use them in speach without much thought, but they always look wierd when written out.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:21:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', 'I')s there a name for when you have "that that" "had had" etc in a sentence? I know we all use them in speach without much thought, but they always look wierd when written out.
yes, it's called pluperfect, also known as past perfect.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:30:58

Thanks.

I never paid any attention to English in school, figuring it wasn't worth the time (yeah, horror, I know)... My approach was misc/science, math, science, nap, nap, band. As long as I napped quietly, the teachers mostly didn't care.

History in High School proved to truly be worthless. I learned more history in 12 hours of college classes than I did in all of Government Daycare. English on the other hand.... I think I missed some stuff that might have been worth learning.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:37:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', 'T')hanks.

I never paid any attention to English in school, figuring it wasn't worth the time (yeah, horror, I know)... My approach was misc/science, math, science, nap, nap, band. As long as I napped quietly, the teachers mostly didn't care.

History in High School proved to truly be worthless. I learned more history in 12 hours of college classes than I did in all of Government Daycare. English on the other hand.... I think I missed some stuff that might have been worth learning.
Well, its such an intimate part of our mental lives, the language. I always found it fascinating, but maybe I was lucky to have a very good English teacher in the 8th grade. I actually enjoyed the whole diagramming sentences thing.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby The_Toecutter » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:38:51

Until I got out of the public school system altogether, school in its entirity was worthless. The students were mostly worthless(three rare exceptions), the teachers were mostly worthless, the material taught was truly and utterly worthless...

Those rare exceptions of students are the only friends I ever made. I still keep in touch with two of them, and only see them or talk to them once every month or two. They've gotten used to it, as that's just the way I am. We get stoned and/or drunk together and while fucked up, generally do things that no one with any normal sense of self preservation would do. Good times are had by all.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby Carlhole » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 02:45:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AgentR', 'I')s there a name for when you have "that that" "had had" etc in a sentence? I know we all use them in speach without much thought, but they always look wierd when written out.
yes, it's called pluperfect, also known as past perfect. (oh, I just noticed, that was Carlhole who correctly punctuated the had hads., well done my man!)


Thanks but I think I'd seen that somewhere.

I often wonder what the limits to intelligence are.

The brain has a mass of such and such and a volume of such and such and is able to do this and that. Ho Hum.

But what if you were to replace all the neurons in the brain with something that would conduct impulses as quickly as an electrical circuit? This is about a million times faster than brain neurons conduct impulses. Ray Kurzweil is fond of pointing this out.

And then, of course, the human brain, being an evolved thing, is designed to outsmart fish and get alot of pussy and stuff like that. What if was more flexibly programmable by its owner? What if it combined a human consciousness with a computers ability to crunch numbers? I mean, you could be daydreaming to yourself, watching some idly invented mathematical thought iterate itself in your mind fantastically fast and morph and evolve - and it all might have some logical purpose that you are controlling with your own consciousness.

When I ponder this question, I always start to feel immeasurably stupid.
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby AgentR » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 03:03:54

The brain is a massive I/O machine. The size of the datapath within is huge, though its processing speed is fairly slow. When thinking about the distinction between computer and brain, I think of a fairly slow, giant set of networked CPU's that have a datapath from ram to register, and a register size of a million bits, all connected together on a 10 gigabit network.

It helps to seperate what the two types of machines are good at.

So, I don't think we'll be replacing brain tissue with electronics any time soon; on the other hand, having a digital computer "assist", with some kind of neural interface seems to me to have gone from the remotely possible to the probable in recent years. Having the computer be external also makes it cheaper to swap out and upgrade. Upgrade nuts being the lifeblood of hightech, so you don't want to discourage them!
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Re: What is you IQ?

Unread postby MD » Mon 16 Oct 2006, 05:19:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I')'d like to see one of these really smart people punctuate this:

jim where bill had had had had had had had had had was right.

It can be done quite nicely to make perfect sense.


I heard it this way:

jim where james had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

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