Washington Times Wedding Annoucements
Please note that in the following wedding announcements that the parties involved have had thier names edited to keep from shaming thier respective families.
Miki, Specop
Published: October 7, 2006
Miki and Specop were married yesterday in Geneva, N.Y. The Rev. W. James Gerling, a Presbyterian minister, officiated at Belhurst Castle, a hotel.
Miki, 31, is a leading terrorist suspect of middle eastern decent, though believed to belong to many differnt terrorist outfits, she has recently been acknowledged as belonging to Hezbullah which assists the blind and visually impaired in walking mine ridden paths. She is also the executive director and a founder of Assisted Suicide Alliance in Libyia, which sends care packages of razor blades and sleeping pills to rural health centers in Israel..
Specop, 45, is a full time sperm donor specializing in multi ejaculatory transmissions. When asked for some information to contribute to this newspaper ad, he kept screaming that George Bush is an angel. Of what we can say about Specop is that he loves guns and pornography. Specop is quoted as saying "I hope when the world crashes around us, I can still get some of that there Viagra."
Congratulations to the New Couple.
PeakOil is You
Specop and Miki have eloped
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Specop and Miki have eloped
by evilmonkeyspanker » Sat 07 Oct 2006, 23:19:07
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Re: Specop and Miki have eloped
by Atlantean_Relic » Sun 08 Oct 2006, 00:12:35
What Happened to my invitation?? I mean, I'm hurt. 
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And the fog
Became God
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Re: Specop and Miki have eloped
by Kylon » Sun 08 Oct 2006, 01:04:36
I hear they will soon have a baby!
The baby's name will be Spiki, the first Pornostar Gunslinging Bush lovin terrorist. By day, he or she is a hot sexy pornostar, who makes the most expensive and nastiest porn. By night, a seductive free lance agent, working to bring down the percieved enemies of the state, bringing justice into he or she's own hands. Now he or she is going to be one wierd baby!
Wow, that seems like the main character of a really poorly written comic book!
THE ADVENTURES OF SPIKI!
The baby's name will be Spiki, the first Pornostar Gunslinging Bush lovin terrorist. By day, he or she is a hot sexy pornostar, who makes the most expensive and nastiest porn. By night, a seductive free lance agent, working to bring down the percieved enemies of the state, bringing justice into he or she's own hands. Now he or she is going to be one wierd baby!
Wow, that seems like the main character of a really poorly written comic book!
THE ADVENTURES OF SPIKI!
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Re: Specop and Miki have eloped
by Miki » Sun 08 Oct 2006, 17:56:38
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'i')t's funny you should say that.
Speccop has been gone for what? 1 or 2 years? And then he suddenly appears back on these forums just after Miki makes her/his appeance. Coincidence?
i don't think so.
the radical and the republican---a love story
Speccop has been gone for what? 1 or 2 years? And then he suddenly appears back on these forums just after Miki makes her/his appeance. Coincidence?
i don't think so.
the radical and the republican---a love story
Just so that you know: I'm 29, a female, and I'm pretty moderate compared to a lot of liberals and conservatives that post here. Unless you meant something else by "radical".
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Re: Specop and Miki have eloped
by smallpoxgirl » Sun 08 Oct 2006, 18:03:02
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Atlantean_Relic', '8')O What Happened to my invitation?? I mean, I'm hurt.
No kidding!
I guess the good news is that I didn't have to spend good money on some hideous bride's maid dress.
"We were standing on the edges
Of a thousand burning bridges
Sifting through the ashes every day
What we thought would never end
Now is nothing more than a memory
The way things were before
I lost my way" - OCMS
Of a thousand burning bridges
Sifting through the ashes every day
What we thought would never end
Now is nothing more than a memory
The way things were before
I lost my way" - OCMS
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Re: Specop and Miki have eloped
by Miki » Sun 08 Oct 2006, 18:29:04
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Atlantean_Relic', '8')O What Happened to my invitation?? I mean, I'm hurt.
No kidding!
I guess the good news is that I didn't have to spend good money on some hideous bride's maid dress.
So you self-elected yourself to be the bride's maid SPG?
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Yeah, I guess we would make a nice couple, but he'd have to get divorced first. Besides, is he really 45? He looks much younger. 45 is too old for me, sorry. He'd also have to convert to a more centrist liberal political party and to get some morals. After all those little adjustments, why not? I don't discriminate against anyone.
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