[PenultimateManStanding]

The Holy Trinity times itself gives NINE

NINE plus THREE, the holy number gives a DOZEN
EGGS are sold by the dozen

The egg is the wellspring of LIFE
The Cosmic Source of LIFE

The anagram of LIFE is FILE
as in single file, oppression, stand in line
DONT ASK QUESTIONS

File is to Life
what the Masculine Priciple is to Life
LIFE the devine FEMININE

3 is the DivinE NUMBER
4 is the number of SATAN
THERE ARE fOUR HORSEMEN
of the Apocalypse
But 3 TIMES 4 is 12, the EGG NUMBER
The Masculine times the Feminine equals the COSMIC

7 is the stoner's number
7 branches to a leaf
7 hits to heaven
7 wins at CRAPS if you roll it first
7 LOSES if you rolled after
MAKING YOUR POINT

And I am MAKING MY POINT
The Cosmic Egg is FRAGILE
CARELESS BAGGERS WILL BREAK THEM
Thus destroying an ENTIRE UNIVERSE
The entire universe emergent beyond the EVENT HORIZON
of the Black Hole that is each COSMIC EGG.

I AM THE EGGMAN
COO COO CA JOO!

Entropy / Dystropy
Eutopia / Dystopia
Dystopia / Dat Topia
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

[PenultimateManStanding]

I thought this was a pretty good satire of Raph's THC inspired theogony. It's all there: the word play, the arbitrary meanings to simple numbers, the assumption of profound meaning to nonsense. I have to admit, it's fun to write like this. Try it, and don't forget the capitalized words and bold print. BTW, Dystopia, Dat topia, that was my favorite part.

[nazman]

i laughed, now where's my pipe?

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('nazman', 'i') laughed, now where's my pipe?

[kabu]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('nazman', 'W')e were in a college van passing over The Panamint Mountains at sunset overlooking Death Valley and a girl brought out a joint. I took a hit and was transfixed by the beauty of it all. It was incomparable and I wouldn't have sensed it if sober. I'm at a loss to know what to say.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kabu', '
')Ah... it's so EASY to appreciate nature when I'm stoned.

[AirlinePilot]

I will never understand how folks cannot grasp the beauty or complexity of nature and the cosmos without getting stoned.

Believe me I've been there, it's far better when your high is not chemically induced. You just have to be open to the opportunities to enjoy it.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AirlinePilot', 'I') will never understand how folks cannot grasp the beauty or complexity of nature and the cosmos without getting stoned.

Believe me I've been there, it's far better when your high is not chemically induced. You just have to be open to the opportunities to enjoy it.

[kabu]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AirlinePilot', 'I') will never understand how folks cannot grasp the beauty or complexity of nature and the cosmos without getting stoned.

Believe me I've been there, it's far better when your high is not chemically induced. You just have to be open to the opportunities to enjoy it.

[PenultimateManStanding]

One of the downsides of smoking pot, and there are plenty of them, is that one can't remember dreams. It's a big blank. One guy I know who has been smoking over thirty years every day says he never dreams. It isn't true, but for some reason, pot cuts the user off from any recall of them. Raph said that once too last year. I think there is a reason for remembering dreams, just as there is for having them. Can any of you daily users say different about this? Maybe it isn't universal, I don't know.

[nwildmand]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'O')ne of the downsides of smoking pot, and there are plenty of them, is that one can't remember dreams. It's a big blank. One guy I know who has been smoking over thirty years every day says he never dreams. It isn't true, but for some reason, pot cuts the user off from any recall of them. Raph said that once too last year. I think there is a reason for remembering dreams, just as there is for having them. Can any of you daily users say different about this? Maybe it isn't universal, I don't know.

[Laurasia]

The best highs for me come after about half-an-hour's exercise. The only bad thing about them is that you don't know when they're coming. And I don't think I would get one after half-an-hour on a treadmill, but I get them on windy days when walking in a beautiful place by myself. So obviously environment has a lot to do with it. I never did smoke pot so I can't compare, but the highs I've had make me feel as if I'm floating a foot off the ground and that I could go higher if I wanted to! They make the rest of the mundane times worth it. And I remember some of my dreams.

Regards,

L.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('nwildmand', '
')funny thing is when your dreaming your pineal gland is releasing dmt, an extremely illegal drug. dreams are therefore nothing more than a psychedelic experience you must go through every night so you dont go insane.

[Matrim]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A') lot of people get stoned and watch TV for years at a time. Work, come home, get stoned, watch TV, eat, sleep, go back to work. That's it.

[Daculling]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Laurasia', 'T')he best highs for me come after about half-an-hour's exercise. The only bad thing about them is that you don't know when they're coming. And I don't think I would get one after half-an-hour on a treadmill, but I get them on windy days when walking in a beautiful place by myself. So obviously environment has a lot to do with it. I never did smoke pot so I can't compare, but the highs I've had make me feel as if I'm floating a foot off the ground and that I could go higher if I wanted to! They make the rest of the mundane times worth it. And I remember some of my dreams.

Regards,

L.

[rwwff]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Raphael', 'P')MS I have smoked pot for nearly 35 years ... it is the poison I have chosen. Does this really bother you?

[Matrim]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'H')owever,
the pot
does explain
a lot.......

[PenultimateManStanding]

OK Raph, but just remember one thing: the Cosmic Egg is fragile. Careless baggers will break them.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Matrim', '[')
I've often thought about how strange that is because when I was a kid I always remembered my dreams. It suddenly all makes sense...... almost makes me want to stop smoking but thats probably not going to happen.