by gg3 » Wed 20 Sep 2006, 07:10:50
Re. the masturbating masses:
All that rhythmic hand motion is reciprocating inertial mass, which is normally absorbed by the cushions on the furniture upon which the masturbator sits or reclines. Now if we were to replace the cushy cushions with a firm surface and install piezoelectric transducers or perhaps some kind of linear induction generators in the framework of the furniture, we might be able to recapture some usable fraction of the energy that was used to transmit and receive the porn.
And if we were to switch off the porn at just the "right" moment for any given person viewing, the "biological inertia" of the neurotransmitters in their brains and spines would cause the rhythmic hand motion to continue, sans computer, for long enough to achieve their desired end-results.
Any given human can produce about 200 to 250 watts of electric power on a pedal-powered generator, so if we assume that masturbating consumes an equal number of calories per minute (as the figures appear to indicate), and the transducers and suchlike capture about 1/3 of it, then we have a capture rate of 60 watts per person per wank session. If their laptop computers consume on average 35 watts of power, then they are producing, for some period of time, more power than their computers (plus their apportioned fractions of the servers, routers, and suchlike) are consuming.
This in turn, if properly synchronized, could even produce the appearance of over-unity performance. Though, as we all know, over-unity performance is a-priori impossible, so in fact this would merely be tapping an ambient energy field comprised of individual biological units distributed across the grid.
(In case anyone's wondering, the above is geek humor.)
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Seriously though, about that internet.
The gloomy energy consumption figures utterly fail to consider the comparison with miles driven by automobile, and other physical resources, that are no longer consumed as communication replaces transportation.
The increase in paper consumption is primarily due to people printing out rough drafts and other hard copies that are used once (e.g. to scribble editing notes in the margins) and thrown away. This will cease as the price of paper increases to reflect increasing costs of production.
This leads to an interesting opportunity for research. It would appear that our sustainable community project may join forces with another such group, to the point where the result could be an ecovillage of over 100 households. This of course has potential to demonstrate sustainable design in all of the infrastructure. I'm going to be designing the telephone system; others including a couple of my coworkers, will be designing the data network. We could use this ecovillage as a test case, a research platform, and publish the results. Hmm...