[AIM9X]

You know I've been thinking... (yes, doing a lot of that lately)
With the up and coming Peak Oil and Olduvia Stone Age and 90% pop dieoff and all that, I need to get prepared for the end of civilization as we know it. And it sure wouldn't hurt if I had a few extra USFDs (United Service Falling Dollars) in my pockets.

So, I don't have a college degree, well hell I barely made in in High School. And tell you what, I don't have any special licences or certificates or nothing (unless you wanna count my drivers license and wearing corrective lenses as a special certificate) and I'm unemployeed and eating welfare checks from month to month, so there ain't really much of a money making oppurtunity.

So I thought me a few ideas, aint sure which is the best of the list, know what I mean? So I'll list a few things on the top of my mind that could strike me a rich wealthy alpha male man and how bout you PO fellows get me a heads up as to which one is has the most potential? I know I can always count on yall, especially them economics people in this forum.

1. AMWAY- http://www.amway.com/ - I had a high school friend that went to community college for a while then dropped out and joined the AMWAY business model. Word is he is doing pretty good so fair, even got married and got him some permanent pussy, and the couple planning on retiring next year if they meet their sales goal. Anyways, might this work for me too?

2. Greatest Vitamin in the World. http://dontforgettotakeyourvitamins.com/
Now to be honest, I never care about health vitamins and pills and that kinda stuff, but if selling it can early ya $1000 from the legendary Don Lapre and he even promises $200 checks a month, every month for the rest of my life for each and every person I sell a single bottle of this magic stuff too, what do I have to lose?

3. PAID surveys online! http://www.surveyclub.com/
MAN o man! Ain't america great! Man! I can get a free computer from E-machine and free internets connection with Juno and NetZero (10 hours a month, so I have to type fastttt) and then on tops of that I can gets me to get PAID read hard USFD all for doing paid surveys online in my spare time. What I great way for anyone in financial struggle to get back on their feetings and gain a path to financial liberty! Man, I can't even breathe, does it get any better than this!??

4. If all three doesn't work out, Uncle Sam will always help me out.
I can join the ARMY and help make the lives of people all over the world better! I can help spread our freedoms and democracies and captialisms and our great way of American Dream (TM) of life!
http://www.army.mil/ - The Army even promises me a FULL Scholarship and paid food and board and a sign on bonus! And after bootcamp I get to have a much better prospects of spreading my genes than my other fellow civilian americans. After all, its only in the Army that one gets acquantied with women from 150 places in the world! (least thats what my requiter told me) Just ask this former Army GI JOE studdy guy he knows a thing or two about getting LAID.

5. I hear about a way to get rich using google adwords or ebay and amazon online selling? Not sure how that works, but if I can make a
good income on it, who cares? It;s all about bring home the bread and the butter and then pussy and then some in life that what we live for right? If I can exploit myspace.com and get rich using that I'd do it too, just gotta find a good business money making model. God I love Money, I love to make Money!

If any you gots any betters ideas, just tell me how to make them greenbacks!!!! Ain't America great! Land of oppurtunity and freedoms to pursue your dreams and have it all! Help me prepare for Peak Oil!

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 'Y')ou might want to invest in ethanol. It's distilled from corn and it's cheaper than gasoline! And you get to be outside

[Lighthouse]

AIM9X: All of the above will make other people rich not you!

If you want to become filthy rich very quick set up a religion and become a guru. Besides all of the money of your followers you will get a lot of free sex ...

[mekrob]

Find a way to go to college, get a degree in geophysics and become a reservoir or petroleum engineer. Starting salaries are 80 k for B's and 100k for Master's. But in that 4-5 year span it takes to get your degree, it's likely to go up to 120-150 spread for the two. That's a quick buck (those are the starting salaries )

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lighthouse', 'A')IM9X: All of the above will make other people rich not you!

If you want to become filthy rich very quick set up a religion and become a guru. Besides all of the money of your followers you will get a lot of free sex ...

[Vexed]

How quick is quick?

Learn a trade: Electrician. Plumber. Carpenter. Mechanic. Air-conditioner servicing . Organic farmer. Welder. Etc.

Why waste 6 months on a pyramid scheme when a proper apprenticeship can lead into some seriously good paying jobs.

These are jobs you can take ownership of. No boss. Make your own schedule. And there is pride in having a skill that is in demand.

If you are a friendly and honest person, with an abundant amount of time on your hands, you will eventually have an endless stream of customers.

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mekrob', 'F')ind a way to go to college, get a degree in geophysics and become a reservoir or petroleum engineer. Starting salaries are 80 k for B's and 100k for Master's. But in that 4-5 year span it takes to get your degree, it's likely to go up to 120-150 spread for the two. That's a quick buck (those are the starting salaries )

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Vexed', 'H')ow quick is quick?

Learn a trade: Electrician. Plumber. Carpenter. Mechanic. Air-conditioner servicing . Organic farmer. Welder. Etc.

Why waste 6 months on a pyramid scheme when a proper apprenticeship can lead into some seriously good paying jobs.

These are jobs you can take ownership of. No boss. Make your own schedule. And there is pride in having a skill that is in demand.

If you are a friendly and honest person, with an abundant amount of time on your hands, you will eventually have an endless stream of customers.

[BrownDog]

'Quick' is the best way to get rich.

[Lighthouse]

What can you offer and what are you willing to do?

[Micki]

OK, this response comes a bit late to the comment, but who the heck thinks ethanol is going to be bad business?
Oil or no oil, moonshining has been profitable business for centuries.

[AIM9X]

Yall all only offering iNVESTMENT advice, which is good expect I
aint got nothing to invest with in the first place.

Even wal-mart wont hire me and I apply there once every freaken week

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mekrob', 'F')ind a way to go to college, get a degree in geophysics and become a reservoir or petroleum engineer. Starting salaries are 80 k for B's and 100k for Master's. But in that 4-5 year span it takes to get your degree, it's likely to go up to 120-150 spread for the two. That's a quick buck (those are the starting salaries )

[TITAN]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AIM9X', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mekrob', 'F')ind a way to go to college, get a degree in geophysics and become a reservoir or petroleum engineer. Starting salaries are 80 k for B's and 100k for Master's. But in that 4-5 year span it takes to get your degree, it's likely to go up to 120-150 spread for the two. That's a quick buck (those are the starting salaries )

[AIM9X]

Bill Gates stroke it rich by his vision that computers will be in demand with everyone.

How can I strike it rich using a business model that is based on the fundamental vision that in the future PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO DO WITH LESS?

How can I turn that knowledge into a successful business model and captialize on it?

[AIM9X]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('AIM9X', 'B')ill Gates stroke it rich by his vision that computers will be in demand with everyone.

How can I strike it rich using a business model that is based on the fundamental vision that in the future PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO DO WITH LESS?

How can I turn that knowledge into a successful business model and captialize on it?