by Anthrobus » Mon 10 Jul 2006, 17:10:12
my theory about Zidane's foul:
Zidane suddenly realized that as a hero and world cup winner he just had to visit endlessly boring TV-Shows, perform hundreds of sucking interviews, behave constantly as a naive good example for stupid youngsters etc.
And so he chose by a supreme instinct to free himself and become a self-determined individual again. All the burdens of success should fall off and the cowardly sycophants would be kept away forever. He would live maybe hated and despised but free ever after.
Materazzi was informed in advance by him and asked him if they should do it now and if he shoud keep his breath. They agreed too, that it shoud look sufficiently mean to provoke a red card.
Te referee, who was a very clever and sober man, after all realized the plot immediately and showed Zidane the red card for the one and right reason: a faked foul.
And so the loosers in blue thought they won something important but all they won was a great illusion and a great waste of time ...
The mouse, i`ve been sure for years, limps home from the site of the burning ferris wheel with a brand new, airtight plan for killing the cat.
J. D. Salinger